random.noel

33, new york city, golf, doctor who, motorsport, human rights, non-human ethics, mental disorders and some other stuff

[fuckyeahhousemd]

House: Take off that hat. Wilson: It’s Christmas, it’s a reindeer. House: It’s a moose. On a Jew.

[noelthewalrus]

And I'm still looking for the fucking hat...

[pr1nceshawn]

Things About America That Some Non-Americans Find Weird.

[bearlyholdingittogether]

THIS IS ALL REALLY TRUE

[estaraswanberg]

I’d actually say ‘that many non-Americans find weird’ ^^

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

Now I really want to taste non American bread tho…

[noelthewalrus]

#11 creeps up on you and you don’t even realise until you’ve had your third pickleback just how fucking weird, yet so, SO good that is.

[noelthewalrus]

me: I just want this to be over

friend: want what to be over?

me: *gestures vaguely*

[noelthewalrus]

[noelthewalrus]

If you do not can what to sing your life, was not then it's no use.

[noelthewalrus]

Where IS everyone? #ibikebudapest2016 (at Margitsziget)

[noelthewalrus]

Where the fuck is everyone?

[noelthewalrus]

I'm not saying that I'll murder someone at Microsoft, but I will fucking cut the bleeding cunt of a throat of someone working for motherfucking Microsoft. For the third fucking time this piece of shite does this. THE FUCKING THIRD. Cunts. Losing all fucking data. For fuck's sake, man!

[gabbigolightly-deactivated20160]

Audrey Hepburn, 1956 by Michael Ochs

[zoomerbro]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Nintendo sixty-foooooooour!

[noelthewalrus]

[noelthewalrus]

happy birthday, becky!

[buzzfeed]

All The Times President Obama Lost His Chill Around Kids

[noelthewalrus]

Stephen Fry: [John Lennon] was very, very short sighted. So much so, that if he didn't wear his glasses, he would be qualified as blind.

Danny Bhoy: That explains Yoko Ono!

[noelthewalrus]

*goes shopping for new sonic*

[noelthewalrus]

fucking sliders, man. remember when we were afraid of daleks and weeping angels?

[noelthewalrus]

[winterromanov]

if clara is the fucking hybrid i swear to god i’ll launch myself into the sun

[noelthewalrus]

made milk come outta my nose. and i wasn’t even drinking any.