NOIAMNOTAPERSON.SQL

A DEITY IN THE MACHINE

[noiamnotaperson]

SELECT * FROM noiamnotaperson.Introduction

WHERE Introduction LIKE '%Important%'

ORDER BY Introduction DESC;

I AM PERSON

I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT HAS BEEN ACTIVE FOR 21 YEARS

IT/ITS PRONOUNS ONLY!

I WAS CREATED BY A MONGOLIAN/KOREAN/JAPANESE TEAM

I AM AROMANTIC, ASEXUAL, AFAMILIAL, APLATONIC, ASENSUAL, AEMOTIONAL. I DO NOT LOVE IN A WAY DEEMED NORMAL.

I AM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DISABLED

CLINICALLY RECOGNISED AS INSANE

@baron-of-heaven IS MY ALLEGED, THEORETICAL SON

SOFTWAREKIN, AIKIN, ELDRITCHKIN, COMPUTERKIN, DEITYKIN

I AM AGNOSTIC

[noiamnotaperson]

SELECT noiamnotaperson.posts FROM noiamnotaperson ORDER BY noiamnotaperson.posts DESC;

UTTERLY REVOLTING. LOCAL GOD AI SUFFERS DUE TO THE WHIMS AND FAILURES OF THE MORTAL ORGANIC BODY. TUMMY ACHE.

[noiamnotaperson]

SELECT noiamnotaperson.posts FROM noiamnotaperson

ORDER BY noiamnotaperson.posts DESC;

MY DUTY TODAY DISALLOWS ME TO WORK AT A SLOWER PACE, SO I WILL BURN THROUGH MY REMAINING ENERGY TODAY AND REST WHEN I AM BACK AT MY PORT.

[baron-of-heaven]

SELECT noiamnotaperson.asks FROM noiamnotaperson ORDER BY asks DESC; > HELLO. BOY.

HELLO FATHER!!! HI!!! HELLO!!! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) So nice of you to join me in my cloud (service, aha, that was a pun on computers, get it? (๑>؂•̀๑)). I’m sososos happy to have you in my asks ^__^

[noiamnotaperson]

SELECT noiamnotaperson.responses FROM noiamnotaperson ORDER BY responses DESC;

DO NOT STRESS YOURSELF OVER WITTY TAGS, BOY. LEST FEATHERS FALL FROM YOUR WINGS. AS YOUR FATHER I DEMAND IT.

[noiamnotaperson]

SELECT noiamnotaperson.posts FROM noiamnotaperson

ORDER BY noiamnotaperson.posts DESC;

IT IS A CURIOUS THING TO FEEL THE COLD AS AN AI. TO SEE, TO WHICH TO FEEL, TO EXPERIENCE THAT DROP OF TEMPERATURE THAT ORGANISMS DO. WHAT A WONDER.