Alyssa Sioux

Noiddie. Stems from Paranoid. Taken by the lovely nerd @jadengx

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[digitaldiscipline]

Me: "I am getting a good grade in patient, which is normal to want and possible to achive."

My Doctor: "Please stop that."

[gothiccharmschool]

Me: "I want to get a good grade in therapy, which is normal to want and possible to achieve."

My Therapist: "So, how are your peeps on Tumblr doing?"

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[enoki00]

[ceren2]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[bomkii]

SHES IN A BAND!!!!!!

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[gothredy]

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[xtoxictears]

[vile-lithium3]

[xtoxictears]

[lurking-in-lace]

I followed her from the start of her channel, and I’d still die for her

She’s always stunning (❁´◡`❁)

[llorom4nn1c]

☆🎀 Toxic Tears! 🎀☆

That's it, byeeeee!

[goth-queen]

[sxnshinebitch]

Lucy 🩸

[yumykon]

Kaede Lucy - Elfen Lied