sometimes my friends get my name wrong

i like a lot of things. some things i like way too much. sometimes i forget that i like things. but i always like food and harry potter

[pochowek]

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

[pochowek]

this is threatening!!

[lesparapluies]

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[noimnotbeingsarcastic]

Come Fail with Me

Come Fail with Me

If you had asked me a year ago where I saw myself a year from then, I would have said that I would be working in the criminal justice field in some big city. I’d be living on my own and would be living out a 22 year olds dream. Heck, I’d probably have been even bold enough to say I might even have a boyfriend.

If this was a movie, this is where the record would scratch and my voice-over would say…

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[stephencolbertly]

Stephen Takes Issue With The ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Issue

[bapogapi]

[wandasmaximoff]

Why do we even have police horses anymore? We have motorcycles now, they’re faster, cooler. they also don’t get boners in the back of every photo of you and the mayor.

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[littlemissmoonbeam]

this might be my favorite

[ssadfghmhtyrtjdhgrsf-deactivate]

So can we like…start normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?

There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. It’s not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and that’s okay. Don’t feel pressured into doing things you’re not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of “quota.”

[ukulelekatie]

when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying 

[starsdaily]

I like books that aren’t just lovely but that have memories in themselves. Just like playing a song, picking up a book again that has memories can take you back to another place or another time.

[theblakegriffins]

How it should be

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[graygravelco]

so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

well show us the turtle creature so we can compare it to benedict

[s-mple]

[tamayokny]

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

[officialannieodair-blog]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

[tamayokny]

Very nice

[officialannieodair-blog]

Thanks