relax

follow my dog on instagram @cookiethepugmix

[leahberman]

forest falls; mammoth lakes, california

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[lezbianz]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[animals-riding-animals]

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[theongreyjoyyyy]

I have a college friend who says this a whole bunch and I said I was gonna embroider it for her so I did

[shansstltchery]

A finished sashiko style embroidery 💜 its some of my favourite stitching to see 😌

[gulushthreads]

Tweet tweet, new #stitchventure pattern drops soon. Get excited, fam.

[nonasuch]

I made some changes from the first draft, so I’ll need to actually make it up properly, but here’s a printable version of my “Change Your Mind” embroidery pattern.

[beyoncebeytwice]

You've never gotten high?

one time i was at this party where everyone was high and i was the only one not smoking and this dude told me “those that are above the influence….. are always the highest of them all” and that will stick with me forever

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[perkeleet-perseessasi]

truly ahead of their time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

[neilarmstrong]

I love this fucking book

[osheamobile]

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

[magnificentbane-deactivated2019]

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Mark Watney is such a great example of how to teach to laymen. Andy Weir wrote a book about a man who basically gives the reader a 369 page science lesson and it’s literally never boring or too complicated or patronising. He uses language that is accessible to the reader, removes technical jargon, adds in humour and all without belittling the reader or making them feel stupid for being given the simplified explanation.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

hey guys whats up

[durbikins]

how’d you make a blank post?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

[durbikins]

please tell me

[lizardlicks]

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[lesvampires-deactivated20190127]

i walked into my room and saw my cat had tucked himself underneath my blankets and was taking a nap

[the-memedaddy]

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[fuxed-deactivated20240304]

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]