I honestly don't know what to put here...

At the old age of 25, call me Sof | Nerd? professionally, History Enthusiast? most of the time, Need sleep? Most definitely! | I am not as artistic as the amazing people here, just here for the memes. Ciao!

[noknownnoun]

Was travelling home from work when I saw this... BRASIL!!!

Is that India back there?

[noknownnoun]

The feeling of finally making a friend you can hang out with at your workplace after 3 years of eating lunch alone is amazing.

[noknownnoun]

are you from goa?

Originally, yeah, was it that obvious? (Genuinely asking)

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[worldheritagepostorganization]

The french might have some green ones

green lemons? preposterous

[irithind]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

no

pokémon has nothing on citrus

[partlysmith]

Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.

How fucked are you?

This owns

Pretty good actually

I can make this work

Not thrilled...

This sucks

My life is over

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

[noknownnoun]

Got intelligence... that's a necessity for my job... so I'm good.

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

[post-credits scene]

Doofenric: Wait, you know a platypus named Pericles, too? Is every platypus named Pericles?

Ferbingetorix: As far as we know, yes.

[noknownnoun]

Happy New Year to all!

[italyveneziano]

Tea dad and coffee son

[noknownnoun]

In all honesty, the worst tea I've had was in England. I literally threw the whole cup down the drain (after cooling it).

[noknownnoun]

Most Christian music I've ever heard. Can't wait to listen to more such songs.

[batrachised]

i listen to this podcast by two priests who talk about what life as a priest is like because I find their stories interesting, and one of the best moments was when the younger priest, baby priest we shall call him, absolutely lost it on the podcast because he had been preaching, then he saw someone do a full body sigh, shoulders up and down, then look at their watch, and then shoot baby priest a dirty look. Because priests are human too, this priest found it irritating on a human level, which, okay, I can see that--and then, he spent several minutes vehemently (and jokingly, but also, vehemently) proposing that Catholicism should update its rules so if anyone does that, the priest is allowed to come down from the altar and challenge the person to hand-to-hand combat. He argued that more people would come back to church if there was a chance of seeing the priest getting in a fistfight and in fact they might go to church multiple times a day. He stubbornly refused to allow exemptions for little old ladies. he was fully and passionately committed to the idea of Catholicism allowing priests to fistfight parishioners in the middle of mass, and I'm going to say it: i think he was right

[roran01]

Does hws Prussia have:

Red eyes

Blue eyes

Pink eyes

Red and Blue?

Voting ended onOct 18, 2024

[noknownnoun]

He has the Elizabeth Taylor eyes.

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

Okay but remember way back when Germany like

Iconic. Now with this update rewind a bit to Prussia before Germany

Beautiful. Now tell me again how they’re nothing alike I flipping dare you. Best Brothers Forever. (first pic: from volume 1 of hetalia. second pic: from the english scanlation of the update)

[noknownnoun]

Yeah, cause siblings can have different personalities but similar values.

[toastystrudels]

((In which Poland decides to steal everyone's clothes…))

[toastystrudels]

((In which Poland decides to steal everyone's clothes…))

[memesfromtheinternet]

[hws-positivity-archive-b]

Positivity to gen fic writers!

♥♡∞:｡.｡ 　Positivity for gen fic writers ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆