ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ (ᵃᵖ♫)

low-activity, mutuals only mcu loki written by dino drafts: 6 inbox: 4 starters: 0 send me memes!

[bountyman]

rp partner: so idk how u feel about really dark threads and violence and gore and stuff but–

me, putting my finger against their lips: i’m in

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you like seeing me on your dash

[nomadiiccc]

herosquandary​:

          “ i know you can try to sweet talk your way out of a ticket, sure, but what if you get that one person who’s not vulnerable to your charms? what if they then ARREST you for your antics, or because something else happened? nah, i’m good. ”   mostly said in jest, like two friends chatting with one another instead of the couple they’re pretending to be for the mission. it’s comfortable and light and he regrets none of the banter at all. there’s a lot of silence after that but it’s not bad and steve appreciates it. they turn into the garage not much later, and he pops the button so they can drive in and closes it once the car’s off.   “ you know, i don’t hate this house. kind of wish i had my own instead of my apartment. ”

.       the very idea made loki scoff and roll his eyes. ❝ please, there is NO ONE who is invulnerable to MY charms. ❞ he sulked just a little as they drove, but thankfully kept his backseat driving to a minimum. besides, it gave him the opportunity to scroll through his phone, mindlessly swiping through a dating app that he used exclusively for hook-ups, as did a majority of its other users, it would seem. he slid the phone back into his blazer just as they pulled up the drive. ❝ perhaps you just need to upgrade to a penthouse. plenty of space, beautiful view, and it’s an instant status boost. you’d never need to sleep alone again. ❞

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh....some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[nomadiiccc]

when you accidentally reply to a draft you already replied to and a lot of the body language & dialogue is very similar and you just -fistclench- bcuz solid characterization.

[perfectopposite-deactivated2024]

LOKI 1x06, “For All Time. Always.”

[obiwan]

LOKI (2021) + Text posts [pt.1]

[tomshiddles]

LOKI | 1.05 - “Journey Into Mystery”

[sylkithecat]

SYLKITHECAT: 31 days challenge (31/31)

“What happens when people open their hearts?” “They get better.” —Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

♡♡ Started this SYLKI 31 days challenge with The Beatles, Norwegian Wood. Ending this thread, with Haruki Murakami’s Norwegian Wood novel ♡♡

[marvelladiesdaily]

SOPHIA DI MARTINO as SYLVIE LAUFEYDOTTIR LOKI (2021-)

[rosemaryharris-deactivated20231]

TOM HIDDLESTON | THOR (2011)

[rylandsgrace]

Thor and Loki, a summary (insp)

[perfectdevils]

Thor & Loki in Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi (part 2, 1)

Let me rephrase that: Do you really think it’s a good idea to bring me back to Earth? Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn’t worry, brother. I feel like everything’s gonna work out fine.

[rosemaryharris-deactivated20231]

TOM HIDDLESTON | THOR 2011 |  Deleted scene

[textsfromthetva]

he already knows

[andromedaa-tonks]

THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013)

[eternalyouth]

MUSE A is a smart and successful businessman and born leader who is disciplined in all areas of their life from work , to fitness , to health . they is particularly strict in regards to their home and those who work in it . MUSE B is a young culinary student who is hired as MUSE A’s private chef and must deal with their specific requirements and rules . outspoken , independent , and free-spirited , MUSE B initially clashes with MUSE A , but the two gradually form a friendship and flirtation . then , tragedy strikes and MUSE A must take responsibility for their young nephew . MUSE A and MUSE B agree to engage in a fabricated relationship to help MUSE A’s chances of gaining custody of their nephew in an ensuing custody battle with an aunt .