d. love and special sauce

An obsessive and reclusive fangirl, currently obsessing on the One Direction boys, and stalking your tumblrs.

[indibdraws]

And this just about summarizes my perception of teen wolf. As a whole.

[eeames]

TEEN WOLF HIGH SCHOOL AU (PART 1) | jerk!Stiles and awkward!Derek

Derek and Stiles get paired together for a chemistry project and Stiles tries to blow Derek off for lacrosse.  Derek is more than willing to do most of the work if he can somehow arrange for Stiles to come to his house and…assemble the poster together or something, anything.

[madsteter]

Because of me, we'll all die of thirst, but at least we have pictures

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[coralchaoseagle]

Day 403 of posting first Ian Bohen Pinterest recommended photo.

[kendrawcandraw-deactivated20190]

“PETER I’M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER”

This is partially Jade’s fault (and Renqa’s). I just want a sitcom where Peter gives up and lives in Derek’s old loft that he calls the “Party Palace” and just keeps badgering Stiles to give him the bite and drinks cosmos all day

Like Sex in the City only without the city or the sex and also with werewolves

[thestylesindependent]

[scerek]

DYLAN O'BRIEN as Preston Bradley in a deleted scene for Send Help! (2025)

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[regionalpancake]

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

[jackapricot]

[transformativeworks]

Spotlight on Omegas at AO3

In a society that values alphas and betas, omegas can often be overlooked. This April 1st, we're placing omegas front and center at AO3. Check our latest news post for details: https://otw-news.org/7ehh7trb

[lemonaderry]

[pop-punklouis]

today marks 10 years (wtf) since zayn left one direction before the band went on hiatus at the end of 2015. in remembrance, have my favorite moment during that very sad and confusing time: Harry Styles telling the crowd to get their aggression out and throw whatever they had at them onstage during the next show without zayn after the boys had yet to say anything about his departure

and harry immediately fucking around and finding out he severely messed up by putting that into action

[shieldofiron]

So Stiles spent… idk a half an hour at the gay bar and got enough drag queen’s numbers that he’s able to call them for Lydia’s party at a moments notice AND they got in full drag?? For him??? And he’s supposedly straight??? Nah I’m sorry I need 50k of Stiles asking the drag queens for advice about his Derek crush on my desk by 8 am.

[thestylesindependent]

Harry dances on the Brits (via CanalMusicFeed)

[twopoppies]

Would not surprise me at all

https://x.com/larrytsjwaffle/status/2033637382332027032

Oh, 1000%. He wears a golf shirt with “Dick” embroidered on his chest. The man loves a good dick joke.

x

They asked him to pick the name on his badge and you KNOW this is what he looked like

[harryworldwide]

southbankcentre: Harry Styles is this year's Meltdown festival curator! 11 – 21 June 2026