The Introverted Musician

Hello!

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[ozempicofficial]

[hdddsdjcksjdnkjs88888883333-dea]

Espeon + Eevee + Umbreon | Naoyo Kimura

[cryptotheism]

Hey Latin Americans do y'all know about French tacos?

[cryptotheism]

They're basically a burrito that's been pressed down and cooked in a panini press. They usually have French fries and goat cheese in them.

Apparently they have their genesis with north-african immigrant populations, who have similar dishes with other sorts of flatbread.

They're not bad, but they're certainly not tacos lol.

[cryptotheism]

To the credit of the French people, damn near every latino I've shown these things to has responded along the lines of "That's not a taco...but it's not a bad idea..."

[yiffmaster]

That's literally a crunchwrap supreme

[headspace-hotel]

I'm really tired and out of it

[headspace-hotel]

Turned out i was dehydrated

[headspace-hotel]

College will acquaint you so thoroughly to the reality that your body has needs that, if unmet, will make you feel like Death For A Thousand Years In The Abyss, a fate so disproportionate to the simplicity of drinking An Water or eating A Food or perhaps indulging in A Sleep or Washing Off The Gunk, that you are constantly humbled by the pure silliness of being made of mortal flesh

[tartrazeen]

RELEASE THE RACCOONS

[headspace-hotel]

this is a life saving advice

[heartachebirthdaycake]

[mens-rights-activia]

[livorwort]

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

[mens-rights-activia]

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

[chronicgroggyconfusion-deactiva]

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

[mens-rights-activia]

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

[testosteronetwunk]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

ribbed for HIS pleasure

[dopaminerjic]

[britxtina]

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[antichimp-deactivated20220828]

can someone tag molly

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

molly you have to see this one

[gunkmusher-deactivated20240613]

%90 of lgbt representation on big tv shows looks like this

[afeelgoodblog]

I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy

[tacobile]

ur missing the other photos from that post that i think r important to include

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[manwiththesquidhat]

I’m sitting on the toilet.

[mori--calliope]

[jaehaerys1]

[schoute-deactivated20200821]

THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME