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@nonao3ficrecs
Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa
And at different stages of your life, different things may be for you ✨️
an artists rendition of huaisangs 10 yr plan
from this post, another goof for the post-Safety of Distance AU. you know that as SOON as NMJ gets his sense of humour back he's unstoppable 😌
What could have been part 1/2
Who knows Jiang Cheng the best?
(x)
based on @lilnasxvevo 's post here because I COULD NOT RESIST. where is the subgenre of 3zun reconciliation fics where xiyao have to fuck nmj back to health???? where is it???? wen qing is here because reasons. don't question it.
doubly hilarious if this is an AU where jgy has already begun to try and use Music Makes You Lose Control - nmj has to go to his sworn brothers and explain that his doctor thinks bottoming might fix him better than music, and whilst lxc is smiling politely and doing worldslongestyeahboi.mp4 in his head, jgy is sitting there frantically trying to figure out how he could poison nmj with his dick instead.
(he doesn't kill nmj because jgy is so fucking touch-starved that after one midweek sex break with da-ge and er-ge he's full of so much serotonin and so de-stressed that he goes back to Koi Tower like :) :) not giving this up :) :) patricide time :) :) ......also the alternative is to try and explain to his dad why he's not playing Evil Music anymore and what he's doing instead, and there is a non-zero chance his dad will respond to this by trying to make him a fulltime sex assassin. so yeah! :) PROMOTION TIME ZIXUAN-GE :) )
and obviously, when the new "treatment" clearly begins to work...
getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
MDZS!Wangxian meeting their CQL selves, part 3! //Slightly nsfw
Very important conversation topics among Wei Yings.
And that's how mdzs!wwx found out that his CQL counterpart isn't having the same kind of fun:
[Part 1&2 here]
MDZS!Wangxian meeting their CQL selves!
I believe CQL!Wangxian would be kinda surprised to find out they are actual husbands in the MDZS universe.. but of course, they are soulmates!!
Meanwhile MDZS!Wangxian just don't care, they love each other and are happy as long as they are with their beloved ❤️💙
Who is this sassy.. lost child?
I can now recreate most of chapter 8!!! / bonus features below the cut / follow for more cool stuff
that scene where lxc is like "wangji why are you still here?" and lwj goes "xiongzhang is here, naturally i am also here" and lxc is like "why don't you go talk to your friend wei-gongzi? :)" makes me believe that in a modern AU lxc would want to go with his friends to the movies but shufu would tell him to take lwj with him, so it's now teenage 3zun trying to have a have a nice hang out while being followed by the most miserable 10 year old you've ever seen
this is EXACTLY why hanguang-jun must now be within 100 meters of wei wuxian at all times (part 3)
13 years to load in.....
[part 1]
[part 2]
also here's part 4
Wei "i sure hope my big strong husband will protect me ∠( ˘꒳˘」∠)_" Wuxian
i really really want more modern cultivation au secret genius wei wuxian who just drops mind-blowing revolutionary theories and innovations anonymously under a stupid ass middle school pen name like yLlingla0zuxX
comical plot twist:
lan qiren has a secret hobby ever since he discovered the joys of Online Cultivation Forums, especially one where he can scout for people with Massive Potential and/or Brilliant Ideas and offer to help them formalize their ideas into actual Papers (or discover Horrible ones and send them better reference materials).
of course, Internet etiquette sanctifies anonymity so lan qiren doesn't press for personal information from the few brilliant minds he meets. he has a good instinct for identifying the younger ones from the tried and true experts, and this yLlingla0zuxX clearly is an esteemed veteran.
his methods may seem scattered, but lan qiren is Most Willing to Invest in the Time to help this esteemed cultivator get the merit and proper consideration his ideas deserve. under the very proper alias: GrandArchivist.
GrandArchivist reaches out to yLlingla0zuxX offering to help him flesh out his innovations so yLlingla0zuxX can get it published and patented as Proper.
yLlingla0zuxX is reluctant at first, but agrees to do it. he shares a gee doc link.
it takes a while, but - between lan qiren's initial bafflement at real-time collaboration and yLlingla0zuxX's erratic and rambling thoughts - they manage to publish it.
offscreen:
GrandArchivist reaches out to his nephew A-Huan how this gee doc works and if he's Sure it's not a bad virus or phishing scam link or anything. he opens the link to see. bulleted paragraphs??? paragraphed bullet points??? either way, the most horrible draft he's ever seen... typing itself???? a-huan, are you certain this yLlingla0zuxX has not hacked my computer?
GrandArchivist: have you submitted it to the Committee for peer review yet? yLlingla0zuxX: nope yLlingla0zuxX: been busy yLlingla0zuxX: hellweek has been 💀 GrandArchivist: Hellweek?
yLlingla0zuxX: ykno exams? end of term papers n stuff GrandArchivist: Ah. I, too, am experiencing Hellweek. That is why I insisted editing before this month yLlingla0zuxX: yea thnx thnx yLlingla0zuxX: i'll get 2 it promis ✌️
wwx's paper (to his surprise) gets published. he gets emailed to do a proper bio write up thingy which he doesn't take too seriously. he refuses to send a proper photo. he Does make sure to credit GrandArchivist for all the help, and insisting he publish his work in the first place.
no harm done, it was fun, so wwx shrugs and decides to do it again. and gets published again. and so do the next, and the next, and the next. his silly talismans get patented, and he has to ask his parents for help to set up his own bank account cuz he's theoretically getting money for those silly talismans. he tries not to think about it or he'll risk going insane.
even tho GrandArchivist messages like a boomer at first (and still kinda does, but he's stopped nagging at his shortcuts and typos), he does eventually learn to keep up with the memes.
and they have fun dissing bullshit papers.
and thus their friendship grows.
cut to: 10 years later, wwx finally managed to get lwj's number.
wwx: haha ykno sometimes the way u text reminds me of my friend
lwj, stewing in jealousy, barely stopping himself from saying you text other friends: ?
wwx: of course ur still my fave er-gege 😘
lwj: ...mn.
wwx: still, wouldn't it be funny if ur Internet name was GrandArchivist
lwj: ...
lwj: GrandArchivist is my uncle
wwx: what 🧍♂️
Alternatively, wwx and lqr find out about each other's real identity in detention.
bcuz wwx snuck in his manuscript for final edits based on GrandArchivist's notes, instead of working on the standard detention assignment.
lqr confiscates his materials, mouth open for another tirade about age-appropriate reading materials. and doubletakes.
lqr: where did you get this?
wwx: it's mine, duh. gimme that, it's just a dirty fanfic, old man lan-
lqr: this is a manuscript for a summoning array written by yLlingla0zuxX to be published next month.
wwx: WHAT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??!?!?!
lqr: i edited this and many of his works.
wwx: lqr:
hilarious development:
when lan qiren clocks in that his nephew and this brilliant but mischievous (but kind but restless – you get it, there's a lot of mixed feelings here, but not really because it is in fact quite humbling to realize you can be wrong even after decades of teaching) wei ying are. attracted to one another.
which all things considered is a boon. should be a boon. his taciturn and lonesome (in qiren's private thoughts) nephew may yet to find companionship – and who better than a brilliant, kind at heart boy like wei ying? but still, the idea that his nephew evidently feels... strong desires for another person, in general... he's not quite ready to accept it just yet. (are they not still kids?!?!? too young for such...?!?!?!?)
and so. lan qiren may resort to some... underhanded tricks. to ensure that the boys are. not getting into trouble.
wwx: hey old man lan, since i finished reviewing the last article, i was planning on taking a breather this term break so lan zhan and i could—
lqr, setting down a thick stack of maniscripts and reference materials: go over these in time for the next issue's submission period? yes, i thought so.
wwx: but !!!! it's term break!!!!! you can't just unload this on me, i had plans!!!! with lan zhan!!!! i was gonna take him to this new bunny cafe!
lqr, torn between wanting them to have fun As Kids Should, but also, aren't they too young to date???: ...fine. but at least go through this one article before you go. i would like to know your thoughts on it.
Consequently, lan zhan, who has, for the longest time, been wanting to eviscerate this Mysterious Internet Interloper and Monopolizer of wei ying's time, now has to deal with the fact that he sometimes gets blown off. for writing dates with his uncle.
Of all the people, he has to compete for wei ying's attention, with his uncle!?!
Hey Reddit Migration, Love Danmei?
I heard there's a new Tumblr immigrant wave coming, so time to shout out the danmei art source blogs again!
Do you love danmei?
Do you love art - official art and fanart?
Do you want a dash covered in your favorite Chinese sword gays?
Well, have I got the blogs for you! I run six* side blogs dedicated solely to reblogging the amazing art that people make for these fandoms (with a splash of signal boosting fandom and multifandom events). If you want a dash full of shinies, you should absolutely check these out!
@mdzsartreblogs - for all your MDZS art love needs!
@tgcfartreblogs - ditto for TGCF (that's (tgcf)(art)(reblogs) not...what you're thinking, lmao)
@svsssartreblogs - SVSSS here to complete the MXTX trio!
@erhaartreblogs - deceptively named, as this Meatbun sideblog includes 2ha AND Yuwu!
@tykartreblogs - another deceptively named one, my only active priest-centric sideblog includes Tian Ya Ke, Qiye, and Shan He Ling/Word of Honor! Each conveniently tagged so you can focus on whichever one(s) you love best!
@cnovelartreblogs - the catch-all for everything else! cnovelartreblogs even includes baihe, m/f and gen titles (such as f/f by Please Don't Laugh and all works by priest!), and I also will sometimes reblog c-dramas that aren't novel adaptations (such as Couple of Mirrors). Titles by priest, Meng Xi Shi, Fei Tian Ye Xiang, Nanpai Sanshu, and Mu Su Li are especially well represented, but there's lots of stuff - basically anything I can find, as I have the time!
SO COME ON OVER AND GET YER ART! And don't forget to like, reblog, and comment to tell an artist today that you love them!
*it used to be 8 art sideblogs but my life has gotten crazy busy and I am no longer maintaining @zhenhunartreblogs and @dmbjartreblogs as separate blogs, and I am slowly, slowly reblogging the content once in those blogs to cnovelartreblogs. So, follow cnovelartreblogs for Guardian and DMBJ content!
Don't forget to reblog this to help spread the word!
The duty of those that came before
There are certain things that one cannot do unless they have reached a certain degree of maturity. There are stages to life, there are things that must be done in a certain order, in a certain manner, in a certain rhythm.
There are duties that generations must fulfill towards one another. The young must respect and obey their elders, and their elders must teach, protect and discipline them in turn.
There are things that the young cannot do, no matter how courageous, audacious or powerful they might believe themselves to be.
Lan Qiren knows that this is one of those things.