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fifteen • they/them

[unseelie]

hey man can i get a quick snork of that mimi

[egberts]

louis gets bitey when he's sleepy so we got him a chew toy duck from the dog section and he loves it

[striders]

finally he is calm

[egberts]

he is now 8 months old and ducky is still his favorite toy. this duck has seen it all

[serialkillersxs]

have you ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[userfish]

[lamignonette]

[romcommunist]

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

[mournfulroses]

Henrik Ibsen, from Six Plays by Henrik Ibsen; "A Doll's House," written in 1879

[yuriartillery]

i hate men. as a class. this is not hyperbole. pay close attention to how men talk. even for a little bit. you'll hate them too

[twitterstweetfun]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[catcrumb]

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[avonturx]

[nohoperadio]

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

[angry-pink-moose]

[bakwaaas]

it’s okay to say ‘this isn’t for me’ or ‘I’m not happy here’ and leave… you don’t have to wait for things to be really bad

[melonwah]