träumerei

[krabby-kronicle]

[thisiselliz]

[2000ish]

That anime guy from malcom in the middle theme song.

[kiwi]

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

[lesbomatriarchy]

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

[softcore-revolutionary]

This is helpful for people with anxiety

[avinaris]

beep beep motherfucker

[thedisneyprincess]

[heartstation]

Utada Hikaru - Fantôme

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[goon]

[nonightland]

Dumbledore: After all this time?

Snape: Always

Dumbledore: Yikes..

[onlytwitterpics]

[sadgaywerewolf]

Severus Snape once intended to publicly kill a student’s pet as punishment for getting a potion wrong

Severus Snape, a teacher of children, took a 13 YEAR OLD’S PET and TRIED TO POISON IT and then proceeded to PUNISH THE STUDENT because the pet didn’t die

Severus Snape is a whiny, petty, self-absorbed abusive piece of shit there is no arguement here

[phallicsfelicis]

I’m not saying this isn’t true, but what book is this in?

[sadgaywerewolf]

Prisoner of Azakaban. During their first potions lesson, Neville misbrews a shrinking solution. As punishment, Snape says he’ll feed Nevill’e incorrect potion to his toad, Trevor, and that the potion will be a poison and kill his pet. 

Hermione helps him correct his potion, and when Trevor doesn’t die, Snape takes 5 points from Hermione

[mrsmarymorstan]

Reminder also that Trevor was a gift to Neville from his Uncle for getting into Hogwarts- a feat none of his family thought possible because he wasn’t “magic enough”.

So to him, Trevor is more than just a pet, he’s a reminder that he is a wizard and that his family are proud of him- and Snape wanted to kill him because he got a potion wrong i.e- because he wasn’t “magic enough”

[truecrimecringe]

[unexplained-events]

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

[thesylverlining]

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

[thelonelyrogue]

magic is real

[onlytwitterpics]

[nesija]

Fnajvklzlvlalcpxpap

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[oblwankenobi]

Kevin Bacon lashes sexist trend of unnecessary female nudity in cinema and television and demands more male nudity in Hollywood.

[oblwankenobi]

[smartass-stripper]

Kevin Bacon is a blessing

[shittyidea]

Blessed