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herefortheharry

““I WAS NOT PREPARED””

— - all one direction fans right now (via fucksmichael)

#my very first like ever #wow prophetic #text

codekissed

toronto blue jays x ‘a couple minutes’: love’s never wasted when it’s shared…

#do you ever just #2025 #jays #🥲

fuckrozanov

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

#we don't talk about the hand down the back of the shirt enough #like breathtakingly sexy #feels like a kick in the knees #LOOK AT IT #heated rivalry

onedirectionboys

Harry Styles photographed by Laura Coulson for for Runner's World.

#syarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #yes i agree this is college boyfriend harry but all grown up #maybe you havent seen eachother in YEARS #you don't even follow eachother on social media #(you just couldnt do it you don't need see it all lol)#but you're in new york for work and have an afternoon free so you treck up to central park for a stroll #when #he runs by #in whatever the hell this outfit is #but you almost felt him coming #the wind changed or something #it got softer and more rushed at the same time #you never could figure out how that worked #it takes you a second to realize its him but he knows RIGHT away #a giant smile #he slows down and u-turns and you hug #even though he's sweaty #you're transported back in time suddenly #soft hoodies and late nights and laughing with delirium while you tried to figure out which type of footnotes this essay needed #and now he runs marathons?!#something about the night changing #OK WOW THAT WAS A RUSH HAVEN"T DONE THAT IN A DECADE IT CAME BACK LIKE RIDING A BIKE #college boyfriend harry #harry #theroadverytravelled

fuckrozanov

come to my cottage where there’s no slamming doors and we don’t walk on eggshells and you don’t have to think about how as a child you memorized the sounds of footsteps on the hardwood and who they belonged to and how much to shrink yourself depending on the answer. don’t go back to russia because you always come back to me in pieces and pretend you don’t need to be put back together. i know a place that won’t break you. come to my house. we’ll have so much fun. i want to watch tv with you. i want to knock elbows with you while we brush our teeth. i want to taste your mouth while its still warm from your coffee; to suck syrup off your fingers at the table. i want every mundane luxury we’ve never allowed ourselves to have. it’s so private, no one will know. because they can’t. and for now it’s okay; i’m not ready for the world to have us when there’s so many ways i’ve yet to have you. we’d have a week, or even two, and it still won’t be enough. how do you make up for almost ten years of never seeing a sunrise together. never kissing with morning breath. all the things i might already know if i never left that time you asked me to stay. we’ll be completely alone, together, with our clothes in the same laundry basket and your hair on my pillowcase and the enormity of everything i want touching every corner of every room.

#i actually want to die #i love ilya #my broken sweet terrifying child #i identify so deeply with both him and shane in a way that makes me think i def have to talk to my therapist about it #heated rivalry

firstprinced

fave ilya looks in S1 (11/x) dresscode: casual, nonchalant, simple4me

#i MUST KNOW what he moves in that second frame #pls someone tell me #ilya #heated rivalry

snap-crackle-cunt

hmmm. i hurt the man i will love. what do i do. perhaps i can Casually put my arm over this paper towel dispenser. yes. that seems to work

#god i love tumblr #text #heated rivalry

fuckrozanov

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

#this shane changed my life tbh #wow genetic #heated rivalry

fuckrozanov

it’s the funniest thing in the world to me watching shane make earnest attempts at bratting and missing every time. my little bratfailure. in the vegas bathroom when he tells ilya to suck his dick with that trembling voice and then he immediately turns away from him and wells up with tears. you tried baby. in the hotel room when he throws his underwear and ilya and then we see his life flash before his eyes. you tried baby! cottage roleplay when he’s trying to be all coy only to have ilya spread him out and make him purr like a kitten in 2 seconds. baby we see you trying. phone sex scene where he’s like nooooo stopppppp ilyaaaaaa and then proceeds to climb on the back of the couch for No Reason in his 2” inseam shorts so his dick is eye level with ilya’s mouth for No Reason At All. it’s okay shane baby you can’t be good at everything.

fuckrozanov

i can’t believe i forgot this in the original post but shane shoving ilya against the wall post-sext gate is so funny. he was soooo fucking mad and ilya does not give a fuck at all. shane has steam coming out of his ears and at the same time he’s tripping over his feet to get up the stairs and get fucked through the mattress. bratfailure! a true brat would have made him put in a little work to pay for his crimes. not this faker tho.

#‘he boner’d too close to the rink or whatever they said about icarus’#are just words you will never see next to each other literally anywhere else on this planet #which is why tumblr is and remains superior #my baby #text #heated rivalry

codename-adler

the initials of Heated Rivalry (HR) might look like they’re a reference to the characters’ names (Hollander & Rozanov) but it actually stands for Human Resources, which is what Hayden Pike called when he learned his best bud too pure for this world been getting cracked six ways to Sunday for over a decade by none other than the Russian embodiment of Disney’s Dicks on Ice

#tumblr is back and better than ever #no one does a hilarious punctuationless think piece like tumblr #i feel alive #heated rivalry

nevcolleil

The Canadians are just showing off now. They already had government funded healthcare. Now they have government funded yaoi. If they're trying to out government other governments they can stop now, but don't tell them.

#sorry not sorry #hi #heated rivalry

mutualslovelouis

i did not once ever have a full night’s sleep from 2013-2015. nothing new to say that hasn’t already been said but it was so fucking fun being a one direction fan while they were still releasing albums/touring. can’t even put it into words or describe it. u were constantly terrorized while also having the best time of ur life.

#i love this post #ot5 forever