ok so you cut it in half

⚘ very stupid & irresponsible ⚘ ✿ Alex, she/her ✿ ⚘ ao3 ⚘

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Alex ✱ she/her ✱ 38 if you can believe it, won't blame you if you can't ✱ bi ✱ australian in america ✱ fundamentally unmysterious ✱ just ask!!!!!

hr fics, all hollanov baby!!! SNAKEHABITATTURNAROUND ✿ = rebloggable link, title = ao3 link

✿ don't listen to me i only believe myself: 1.5k oneshot, ilya pov. slice of life post tlg. ✿ roll end credits: 3k oneshot, ilya pov. annotated 1x06 car ride home. ✿ language acquisition: 7k oneshot, shane pov. shane starts learning russian post the cottage. ✿ vocab lessons: 24k 4/4 chapters, shane + ilya pov. further exploration of language learning. ✿ fledgling: 9k oneshot, shane pov. do they actually want kids?

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Ok guys when Ilya has to go in for some kind of surgery- nothing too crazy maybe appendix out or something but he obviously can’t wear jewellery so he takes off his necklace with his ring on it too and puts it on Shane like you need to keep it safe please okay?. Shane feels like he is carrying the most precious cargo like honoured that Ilya’s most precious item is being trusted with Shane to keep it safe for his Ilya, he’s fiddling with it and touching it to make sure it’s still there safely around his neck

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I guess if we had studied My Brilliant Career in school I would have seen myself too clearly and catapulted my level of insufferability from “borderline excruciating” to “undeniably intolerable” but isn’t that what the ages of 13-18 are for

[sirbogarde]

My Brilliant Career (1979) dir. Gillian Armstrong

My Brilliant Career tells the story of a headstrong young woman named Sybylla (played by the extraordinary Judy Davis, in her debut role), living in the Australian outback just before the turn of the 20th Century. Sybylla is the daughter of an impoverished farmer, but she yearns for something more - chiefly, a life shaped by meaningful work - and even when she gets a chance at finding true love with a handsome, well-heeled property owner (played by an almost criminally charming Sam Neill), she’s not sure love fits into her plans. Sybylla first needs to find out who she is, and to take a stab at getting what she wants out of life. (via TCM)

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In the summertime Ilya is almost always trying to manufacture a situation where Shane overheats so he can pour a bottle of water over his head... """"accidentally""' turning the AC off on the Nest app.... napping completely sprawled out over him... ""leaving"""" his hat in the cottage and making Shane sprint back to retrieve it..... why should Shane's t-shirt ever be dry when it could instead be wet, this is the question

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I also think he does this so he can lick the sweat off him and make Shane squirm btw

[russianblush]

me @ my mutuals

[gremlininho]

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I actually dont think anyone's playing any kind of board or card game up in Lanaudière - well I think maybe Ilya and Shane will play cards just the two of them if they're very bored and it's raining - but there's not a chance on this planet they can play with Yuna and David when they're all together after dinner at their cottage bc all combinations of teams are their own form of hell....

Shane + Yuna vs Ilya + David it's getting Oedipal, kind of sexy in a reallllllyyyyy weird way that winds up making them all uncomfortable (NOT a line Shane is used to baulking at, which makes it all the worse.... later in the car he's like "I think you've fucked up my mind so bad I can't even hang out with my parents anymore." and Ilya's like :) :) :) "You did that to yourself :)").

Shane + David and Yuna + Ilya.... Shane is getting more and more frustrated with his dad's style of play, Yuna and Ilya are dissolving into laughter every ten seconds over some little in-joke and Shane's like. Honestly ready to do murder...... starting spats with everyone... only child FLARING

Shane + Ilya vs Yuna + David is literal nuclear warfare. No one is leaving until everyone is dead. Obviously this configuration was their first foray and it was a miracle anyone survived. They all forgot who they were and where they were and what they were in the fog of battle. David thinks it can be solved with different teams........

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is there any greater nosy person pleasure than knowing where all your friends are all the time........ #mypanopticon

[dinkypirate]

[iressails]

please note hands on arse pushing down

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camera losing focus as shane leaves his body post-awards farce... gorggggg work by Jackson Parrell, clearly a fellow dissociator

[cecoeur]

Love Ya, Mwah! (I know he made the sound)

[gaygoatshane]

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Halloween 2027: a rash of partygoers in puffy jackets and sweats walking ever so slightly differently.............

[clytemnestraaa]

u all should reblog this and tell me what song you thought was the deepest shit ever at 11 years old lol. i’ll go first it was dear mister president by the dixie chicks and also what if god was one of us by joan osborne

[northirish]

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?