And they all get their happy end / In the end

Nevcolleil (Nev)  ~ "If you want a happy ending... it depends on where you stop the story."

[nevcolleil]

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

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[nevcolleil]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY4luZRBg70/?igsh=MWN4cWI0ejZjYnN3dA==

Downstairs at The Cottage 👀

[deqncas]

we are SO back

[s-o-r-i-n]

the centaurs: THE PLANE IS CRASHING!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!

ilya and troy, passively suicidal: god I hope so

[gaynehollander]

Post public relationship someone asks Shane and Ilya who made the first move and, without thinking, they both go "I did" which leads to them being outraged at the other one and any witnesses finding out way more than they ever wanted to know about how they got together.

Shane's like, "I was the one who introduced myself to you!" With Ilya replying "yes, but I made it romantic!" And normally Shane would never admit this under penalty of death but Ilya just engaged his competitiveness over who's responsible for their relationship so he immediately throws back, "romantic? Oh, please, you jerked off in front of me and you only did that because I was already hard." Ilya then, of course, comes back with, "you wouldn't have even been in that shower if I hadn't booked you for that commercial! And you were ready to pretend to forget it until I came to your room and kissed you."

And everyone else is just sat there thinking... I'm sorry, what happened??

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

Every reporter in that press room like

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[hudconsource]

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie in Toronto (July 28, 2026)

[nevcolleil]

I'm still enough of a MacDalton fan to look up at any reference to Macgyver 2016.

There's one in Dungeon Crawler Carl, chapter 26.

Princess Donut is apparently not a fan of the reboot, but Carl liked it 😂 I can imagine Jack saying, "Well screw you, too, your Highness."

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

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[gatekeepslay]

my simple contribution to the editsphere tn with animals by maroon five bc this is SO hollanov might edit them to one more night too omg 😏

[perlukafarinn]

read on ao3

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huge thanks to @tafkarfanfic for beta reading <3

[penandinkprincess]

Oh my god, combine that BabyIlya and BabyAlexei head canon with the other one I saw somewhere that Alexei gets alzeimers but Ilya doesn't, so Alexei starts calling Ilya as he gets worse and it makss Ilya so sad because this is all he ever wanted with Alexei

SANDBOX IS CLOSED UNTIL EVERYONE AGREES TO STOP PUTTING BROKEN GLASS IN IT

[toasted-rivalry]

Ilya and Shane, but it’s just them seeing each other as a version of their husband no one else understands them seeing.

To Ilya, Shane is the funniest, sexiest, bitchiest and downright FREAKIEST person he knows. He tells everyone he knows this, yet for some reason no one seems to believe him. His husband is such an asshole, and Ilya loves him for it.

While to Shane, Ilya is his soft and most precious baby. A heart of gold and with feelings so wide and deep he is breathless at just how much he CARES. Sunshine itself. Shane laughs at how people describe his ‘scary, no-smiling Slavic nightmare of a husband.’ See Ilya! He DOES get sarcasm (he does not.)

[shamelesslymkp]

by @anincompletelist

“It’s okay. I don’t need anything.”  “I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.”  “Make… what?” he asks warily.   Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?”  “No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.”  He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?”

(Words: 10,130) Part 9 of the chronic illness club

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[hr-rep]

It’s a tragedy that during their weird situationship era Shane never was allowed to bitchily throw a drink in Ilya’s face and then still fuck him despite the pleas of his friends in a gross bar bathroom. It feels like something they should’ve done once. (I guess that means they roleplay it while married, which is just as good to me)

[vogeley]

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subtlety isn't one of shane's strong suits