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I'm the old people whisperer.

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If I had a nickel for every time I took a day off work to go to New York, visit a gallery, and see a female surrealist's work only to have an awful experience with the gallery staff, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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The librarian at my town branch thanked me for my contribution to their circulation numbers (apparently I’m doing librarian numbers this year) so I have a new thing to be insufferable about while I don’t read the books or watch the dvds I have checked out.

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And now a different librarian who I've never met before complimented the cool stuff I always have in my holds so I'll be riding that high for a while.

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My parents were having a plumbing issue so I had to walk my dad through all the bars in my shower. “The white one is shampoo, the green one is conditioner, and the yellow one is regular soap but it has sea salt.”

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Oh the weather outside is *hissing sound*.

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I didn’t realize that tourists to the US and Canada often think yellow school buses were made up for movies and tv, and are amazed to see them IRL. And if anyone thought one step further, that would be a crazy conspiracy.

The color was standardized in the 40s, although color films weren’t widespread until the 60s. It would mean almost every movie and tv show filmed across the continent for over 60 years used the same distinctive specialty vehicles.

To what end? Why would that happen? Just have a second thought! It’s like if every movie and tv show just had the Batmobile or the weinermobile unremarked upon. With no payoff. That wouldn’t happen.

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on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader

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I finally got a complete set of The California Diaries on eBay and I’m seriously considering just bringing those to read on vacation. I know Peter Lerangis wouldn’t let me down but I also don’t want to lose one.

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I don’t think calling the Hudson River bisexual at family dinner got the laughs it deserved.

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The librarian at my town branch thanked me for my contribution to their circulation numbers (apparently I’m doing librarian numbers this year) so I have a new thing to be insufferable about while I don’t read the books or watch the dvds I have checked out.

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Adorable little 1881 lighthouse for sale on the Taunton River, in Somerset, MA. 1bd, 1ba, 900 sq ft. $1.1m. Unlike the deteriorated old ones you usually see, this one's been completely restored and is move-in ready. Comes fully furnished and is accessible by a 3 minute boat ride- the sale also includes a 22ft Deck Boat.

Enter the cute little compact kitchen.

It's 5 floors high with a spiral staircase.

There's a little dining area.

Love the view from this port hole.

The bath is cute.

The living room has wonderful brick walls and built-in shelving. Look at the antique gramophone record player.

I wonder what that green pipe is for.

This is so cozy.

The bedroom is lovely. It's on the floor right beneath the lighthouse beacon. Look at the red ladder going up to it.

This is so beautiful.

Great deck provides a pretty big outdoor space.

In this photo, you can see the boat that comes it with. It's like a 3 minute ride. You can see that it has solar panels, which is nice.

So pretty at night. 87 sq ft lot is the measurement of the round outdoor space.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Taunton-Riv-Somerset-MA-02726/299493080_zpid/

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Small? No lawn? If it get wifi it will be perfect!

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If the real housewives of Salt Lake City producers had actually done their jobs during season 3, when Jen shah couldn’t leave the country, we would have gotten an Evermore trip out of those women.

Imagine explaining larp to Lisa Barlow. Imagine, I assume Whitney? trying to earnestly get the women to interact with the dragon puppet. The only downside is we wouldn’t have gotten to see Mary Cosby’s reaction to it. And now we never will.

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FAVORITE MOVIES:

LOCAL HERO (1983) — dir. Bill Forsyth

It’s their place, Mac. They have a right to make of it what they can. Besides, you can’t eat scenery!

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I know it’s not actually important but once you notice that Gimli is always wearing gloves,* it’s impossible to stop seeing it. Why can’t we see his hands? What is he hiding?

*I’m prepared to be wrong but I’m pretty sure he’s always in gloves.

[noah-wyles]

what is your #1 favourite christmas film?

elf

home alone 1/2

the muppet christmas carol

how the grinch stole christmas

love actually

gremlins

santa clause 1/2/3

miracle on 34th street

the polar express

arthur christmas

other - put in tags!!!

Voting ended onNov 21, 2024

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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It’s been months but I’m still mad about the commercial before Dune part 2 with Denis Villaneuve basically saying the best way to see the movie is in imax; you’re not seeing the whole thing in a regular cinema. Fuck off. There isn’t a real imax theater anywhere near where I live. There are only like a dozen in the US.

It also makes it seem like you can’t do your job as a director. I would be embarrassed to say that.

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90s kids are always like “I was a Disney kid, “I was a Cartoon Network kid,” but I was a tv land kid and I cannot relate.