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there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop by vinay krishnan
Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
Let's play a game! DP stands for...
Danny Phantom
Deadpool
Double Penetration
Data Processing
Deserter Pursuit
Other???
percy jackson fans clocking out after a long night of looking for two little italian kids in the background of a casino
A polyamorous thruple are taking a hike through the forest when they find a weird rock and lift it. From under the rock a pixie comes out.
"Thank you for freeing me. I am a pixie of love, and as thanks I'll give a gift of gold to each of you. But the gift will only go to the one you love most."
The first member of the thruple says "but I love both my partners equally."
"Then I cannot give you the gift." the pixie replies.
"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."
The second member also says "I also love both my partners equally"
"Then I cannot give you the gift either."
"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."
Finally the third member says "I love this one the most." much to shock of both partners.
"Then they shall receive my gift." the pixie says, grants the gift of gold and then vanishes.
After the pixie left, the first member says "I can't believe you don't love us equally!" and the second member concurs.
Then the third member sighs and then says "I love you both equally and very much so, but fucking hell are you stupid."
In a wiener viewing mood 👀
Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.
The people deserve to see screenshots of the best ones
I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.
"for the first time"
Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.
Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.
put fish sauce in it!! chopped garlic!! sriracha! vegetable tempura! pork belly! sprouts!
// I love cooking comics best. And this one has ingredients so cheap I made a point to save it to my harddrive. It was originally drawn by Lucie Bryon here on Tumblr.
If you're extremely low spoons like me, you can used canned or frozen veggies, and some supermarkets sell pre-cooked chicken
Throw it all in the pot and fry it with butter to make it taste better, then throw in your water and noodles until it looks good
If you don't have the energy but have a spice rack, powdered garlic, onion, ginger. Measure with your heart. Add one egg yoke. Dash of regular soy sauce. Siracha, again measure with your heart. Don't have that? Chili flakes or anything with a mild spice. Mix. Set aside. Heat water. Bring to a boil. Add ramen packet + ramen noodles. Cook till soft. Add one ladle of your broth to your yoke + spice mix. Mix that. Add noodles + additional broth. Add extra dash of soy sauce. Eat and be content.
Speaking as someone who is frequently busy AND low-energy, let me tell you some of my ramen hacks!
Prepackaged broth.
Canned chicken or any leftover meat you may have. Add it in the last few minutes of cooking.
I endorse the frozen veggies! Also add those in the last few minutes of cooking.
Add some miso paste and a pat of butter. mmmm, richer broth.
Finally, because I have a lot of days where I have no energy AND barely time for lunch: THE MICROWAVE. Put your broth and noodles in a bowl, microwave it for 2 minutes. Pull apart the noodles (which will still be firm but not a brick) to make a little nest to crack an egg into. Add any other protein and your frozen veggies, then microwave it for another 2 minutes. THE BOWL WILL BE VERY HOT WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, BE CAREFUL. But look at that! Fast, delicious, nutritious ramen!
For anyone who doesn't know, this is from the Indy Drag Theatre where I live and these queens are SUPER talented. All of the shows are hilarious drag versions of popular movies/shows during which the audience is encouraged to interact like a drag show.
If you ever get the chance, come see a show! And obviously invite me to go with you since I live here!
Anger: 100%
Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
Forgive me father for I have x-x³/3!+x⁵/5!-x⁷/7!+...