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Stuff I like Gay College Student MEGA Nerd. History Education graduate from SCSU. CT, USA. Snap is buon1996. Insta is rjbuonaiuto.

[rjbuon1996]

Do you like me new glasses?

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

is he a character from Blackadder?

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[eliotqueliot]

The first chapter of The World in the Walls, Book One of Fillory and Further by Lev Grossman

The Wonderful Clock - by Lev Grossman - Last Stop Corbenic

Post by @levgrossman.com — Bluesky

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[dogpuppy]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[profmeowmers]

hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms

[markscherz]

This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.

[esoestamuymal]

[afloweroutofstone]

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

[mr-ribbit]

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[pretentious-dandy]

if they tell me korra destroyed the world, the first question outta my mouth will be ok well what did the world do

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[toyastales]

Coiled snake pendant with chain by René Jules Lalique, crafted from gold, pearls, and champlevé enamel, Paris, 1898-1899. Collection: State Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg, Russia.

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