Noodles

little guy in your device that is himming his he

[wizard0rb]

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

[wizard0rb]

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom anything

[marisfathomofnight]

[torsnach]

When that wordle porn hit

[misericordiia]

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

[arnaerr]

I crocheted an abnormal stone cluster from Elden Ring 🪨👁️

[timmie15]

I may post a bit rarely these days cuz of work and all but HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE I dressed up Steel Haze for you guys <3

[sashathegirl]

I do not "censor myself", I do not use "Tik Tok speak", I do not say "Unalive", I say slurs, and if I get reported, I GET BANNED.

[85-rend]

just saw someone have "black magic / uses dark energy for stuff" in their DNI list??? bro trying to ward off wizard attacks

[pulpfanfiction]

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

[eldritchsquared]

[fetidfarer]

Reddit is a delight.

[a-bowl-of-soup]

"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

[carian-slicer-deactivated202511]

everyone at depth 2 and below is a terminally skillless loser who needs to hang up the controller and go back to roblox. everyone at depth 4 and above is an insufferable sweat whos never seen the inside of a shower.

[importantcatpics]

[imperatoralicia]

My partner uttered the phrase "Taco Bell Bearing Hunter", and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

[ember-amber-deactivated20251203]

The way Nightreign changed the image of the Bell Bearing Hunter is very funny to me.

Like, this guy was in original Elden Ring, he even invaded you there in some spots, there was a minor joke going around about how high level the dragonbarrow version of him was. But that was it, he was not really relevant to anything, too out of the way.

And now with Nightreign everyone knows him. He is the scary boss that will kill your entire party at once. He is the reason you see that revenant turning the fuck around after checking the castle's basement. His edgy design that no one really cared about before now has a reputation to match.

Honestly what a glow up.

[floodwatersblog]

what do you see?

[drag00ni]

or so I've heard