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Dorian. 25. he/him. header by daxnorman

[sukkanen]

hello i would like nintendo to return us the round Bean

[paintedhen]

year of the cow

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[sailor-lapis-deactivated2023102]

Day 4

[ifbrd]

The best part is it’s crossed out, implying that Mabel did indeed abolish the electoral college

[ahumbleprofessor]

One of my favorite online cartoonists, Kate Beaton (of Hark! A Vagrant), had a cartoon of hers published in The New Yorker last week! I’m very thrilled for her, and thought I’d share it here too since it’s a pretty fantastic example of her work.

[ramenuzumaki]

These are so cute! 🎃 (source)

[spicy-cannoli]

The one of the right is looking kinda short huh

[jamesandrewcrosby]

[softypyro]

yep this very true. 

(im 26) 

you do you own test here

[teacorgi]

im 26 but this seems about right

[starjasmines]

exciting

[t4tsupremacy]

hmm

[noosance]

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[shiftythrifting]

T-shirt bounty part 2

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

bedtime is a very difficult.

[vitariesocks]

Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.

[collapsedsquid]

[argumate]

it’s kind of established that there is no “get out of a beatdown” role you can take other than being a cop yourself, right? media, medics, lawyers, all fair game.

[quasi-normalcy]

Turns out that cops are just dudes who really like beating the shit out of defenceless people. There’s really no other qualification.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

For those who hate lawyers I do want to point out that legal observers are sent by the National Lawyer’s Guild, which is the primary organization providing pro-bono legal defense to protesters and black community leaders who have been jailed to try to derail the movement.  So, these are not the lawyers you hate.

[lesbiansandpuns]

Just to reiterate: the entire point of NLG legal observers is to deter unlawful or improper behavior on the part of the police / law enforcement personnel–and to document such behavior, if they aren’t successful in deterring it. In the U.S., they have to be trained and certified. Their job is to help you protest to the full extent of your constitutional rights and with minimal interaction with the criminal justice system. I cannot stress the extent to which they are on your side.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The National Lawyer’s Guild’s motto is “human rights over property interests” and was created as a direct fuck you to conservative and exclusionary bar associations. Their dues are way cheaper than other bar associations and you can join even as a jailhouse lawyer (a prisoner who teaches themselves the law to advocate for others). 

And just because this is literally my job: your negative perception of lawyers is literally propaganda. The portrayal of defense attorneys as evil for defending criminals, the idea that suing people is something only rich or very greedy people do, the complete erasure of legal aid as a thing that exists, are all designed to make you afraid to advocate for your legal rights.

[bigntastydc-deactivated20171109]

[lakevida]

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

[the-abandoned-reject]

[whitepeopletwitter]