Paige Tico is my Wife

nature/aesthetic, wlw, body positive, gender exploration, feminism, food, fandoms. Agender. Please use they/them. Oh crap I'm 38 now. If you're under 18, I think you're a swell kid, but please don't follow me. If you're new to tumblr, I will block empty blogs without profile pictures to keep the bot menace at bay. To avoid being blocked, please make an effort to look like a living human.

[hellchilde]

Hi everyone!

Seeing as how I've started the big project of migrating my old works from LiveJournal onto my AO3 page, and I anticipate some new faces around here (possibly? hopefully?), I thought it would be helpful to pin a link to my archive. It's a work in progress, but you can check it out periodically or subscribe if you want notifications for what I'm getting up to.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[un-father]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do you love boobies?

Like the birds? I like that they have blue feet.

[brain-deadx0]

There’s actually 6 different types of boobies.

Like the red footed boobie who has a surprisingly colorful beak:

The masked booby and his close cousin the nasca booby who look like they came from home alone 3 with that mask of theirs:

The Peruvian booby who didn’t want to wear the same clothes as everyone else in the family photo:

And the emo cousin the brown booby who was very excited to hear about mcr:

And of course everyone’s favorite, the blue footed booby:

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wow these are handsome birds

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[hellchilde]

Getting really excited to see if Adderall works on me. It's getting real obvious that the symptoms are actually impacting me and I'm really hoping that medication has an impact on the symptoms.

Like imagine if I could just make a decision

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[furrypost-generator]

indecipherable text lost to time

[40ouncesandamule]

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I also came up with "nurning annintant" and am fully crying laughing about it

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She will be by your nide

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[captainjonnitkessler]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

[captainjonnitkessler]

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

[capybaralovers]

[potoh]

A jungle for the house tigers.

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]