[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[furryprovocateur]

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

[nootrishus]

Anyone still here?

[guerrillatech]

[debelice]

Upper Yosemite Falls

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[hideousgourd]

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

[june-egbert-official]

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

[cipheramnesia]

I don't care about hot girl summer, but everyone better fucking be vaccinated by Halloween, feel me?

[cipheramnesia]

out of the way hot girl summer

Monster Fucker Fall is gonna get it

[shittymoviedetails]

In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%

The ideal levels

[luckyspike]

Yes nothing to be concerned about there

Perfectly normal

[tharook]

They said they were holding steady, not that they were holding healthy.

[nudityandnerdery]

“Patient’s vitals are steady.” “Doctor… They’re dead.” “And maintaining that state quite well.”

[cabin-porn]

[coffeestainedcashmere]

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

[eco-socialism]

[theconcealedweapon]

[neutralomensart]

Don’t worry he’s just taking his big dog to the dog park

[neutralomensart]

ugh

my hand has been forced

no more “cerberus is the demon version of clifford” my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.

[marisatomay]

no more guilty pleasures we enjoy things because we like them

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[itmustvebeenthefairies]

I would like to take this moment to thank John Mulaney for forever giving us “that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” as a way to react to literally every noise that comes out of trump’s mouth