je suis une salade

Cosplayer. Writer. General nuisance. I'm not sure why I'm here

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[memetans-deactivated20161021]

being 20+ on tumblr

[catchymemes]

[dogpasta]

I was recently struck with a VERY good idea

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[itsalburton]

This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit

[ghost-cassette]

I especially love the fact that, in many depictions, Bruce Wayne somehow ended up looking similar enough to the one Kryptonian on Earth that they can Parent Trap people

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*Deathstroke bursts into the Legion of Doom headquarters* “Guys, you won’t believe this, but I think Bruce Wayne is Superman!“

[sunshine-tattoo]

today I learned that Clark Kent is sloppy drunk and I am in eternal gratitude for that

[iluvtiktok]

[auddityy]

white boy friday

[apatheticfluorescence]

me waiting for the fall robotics tournament charter bus to arrive

[stimman4000]

my bf is always making fun of me for being short but my roommate is letting me borrow his bighuge platforms and now im 6’2... the tables are about to turn little man

[stimman4000]

theyre about to turn

[confetticalf]

What the fuck are you gonna do to your boyfriend, op.

[stimman4000]

about to make him shorter!

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[otherwindow]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“This is Lazuli (her sister is named Lapis) and she is so obsessed with sinks that we had to buy one for her to use as a cat bed. When it’s hot she rarely leaves it.”

Photos/text by Madge Rucker 

[latosblog]

Be friends with someone you can sing songs to and not know all the words to and not feel weird.

[mapsontheweb]

Areas in red are closer to somewhere in Texas than the opposite sides of Texas are to each other

[fishmech]

Texan AT field

[doedipus]

Absolute Texan field

[snurtle]

Texan fallout zone

[togidemicomics]

it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies

[webscene-remade]

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

[loopygifz]

Via Gif-Finder.com

[kyleehenke]

‪ive never been so delighted by a treasure chest opening animation in my life‬

[jmojellybeans]

Kratos is so extra

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]