No Pizza, No Twizzlers

writer - carb-restricted, low FODMAPS home cook

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#lowfodmap #lowcarb #glutenfree truffles with @sunbutter heading into the freezer to set....

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#gfnachos #Gf #vegetarian #homemade #treats #traderjoes @traderjoesfood

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#Gf , #lowfodmap , optionally #vegan and very exciting sesame-sun butter noodles for dinner @sunbutter @traderjoesfood

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Sesame noodles with rice noddles from @traderjoesfood and @sunbutter and when I tell you this is fcking game changer... #glutenfree #gf #lowfodmapsdiet #lowfodmap #guthealth #chronicpain

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#anxiety #akcdoodles #art

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Shout out to these lil lifesavers #lowfodmapsdiet #proteinhit #gf @justins @lifethymemarket

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Idiot proofing snacks: put pills in the way so that you either consume them unconsciously or notice that your trail mix has grown swift, capsule-shaped fungi. #carbintolerant #lowfodmaps #brokengitract

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#carbintolerant #lowfodmapdiet #gidisorders #sickofeggs #proteinishard

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Brie + turkey burger crusted JB pepper and salt + cooked greens #whatieatwhenicanteatanything #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #gf #cheeseislove

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'You've turned me onto eggplant SO HARD oh my god.' Best friend compliment. #eggplant #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #gf

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Olive oil, tad of salt, grill pan. Tastes like buttery, savory candy. #eggplant #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #cookingahead #gf

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Eggplant! #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #gf #cookingahead

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Exhaustedly- and whiskey-ly- preparing possible snacks for tomorrow after a closer at the café. Though who the hell knows if my body will even DO chia seeds or sun butter or almond milk come tomorrow #fun #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #chronicpain @once_again_nut_butter @lovemysilk #almondmilk #chiapudding #bougeyasfuck

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Cold chicken, dollop of Greek yogurt, cooked squash and sweet pepper, two eggs cooked on top of the vegs in a covered pan. #lunch #gf #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #grainfree

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What I get for reading @ottolenghi 's Plenty on my morning off, part 2. Thank you, farmers market, for the food of the gods that are straight-from-the-vine late summer tomatoes. Eggplant, tomatoes, some curry spice, a lot of salt, lot of olive oil. It's magic stuff. See cookbook's polenta w/corn recipe for the inspiration. #lowcarb #lowfodmaps #eggplant #farmersmarket #gf

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What I get for reading @ottolenghi 's Plenty on my morning off, part 1. #gfbreakfast #lowcarb #lowfodmaps

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3 kinds of #butter + coffee. Freezer of a cook. #elbustelo #plugra #breakstones #foodie #fats #lowfodmaps #lowcarb