Whatever floats your boat

Brian, Aerospace engineering major, 21, Star wars nerd.

[inthractus]

Rodney was less than happy when Elizabeth requested that he join her on a diplomatic mission to meet with a new race of people they’d just encountered in the Pegasus galaxy!

[samcaarter]

[samcaarter]

[keybladesoras]

#Clone Wars Saved

[starfiles]

[spockvarietyhour]

This entire mountain has issues.

[spockvarietyhour]

[willblackthorne]

“its just a fictional couple” i reminded myself while wiping away tears and hugging my pillow

[no-context-stargate]

[missrainbowpie]

#i’ve never seen this show #but the majestic looking gentleman does indeed look like he has done nothing to apologise for (via @galsinspace)

^^ That awesome moment when someone who’s never seen Stargate calls Teal’c a “majestic looking gentleman” and then uses Teal’c’s catchphrase, “indeed.” XD

[yeet-that-starfleet-deactivated]

[grenzenwanderer]

Reasons to marry me: We’d eat pizza and listen to good music together and we’d probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

[tailgatebeauty8]

Accurate 🤷🏼

[itsa-me-kermio]

[lareinecersei]

BSG: Literally tells you that Laura is dying ever since the first episode. BSG: Reminds you that Laura is dying almost constantly throughout the series. BSG: Literally calls Laura “ The Dying Leader”. Me when Laura dies: Shocked. Appalled. Totally unprepared. Who could have forseen this? My feelings will never recover.

[mckitterick]

[babymyleopard]

great bedside manners, doc

[hydrogenandtonic-deactivated202]

are we ever going to talk about how you have to get actual permission from both your captain and doctor in order to have sex with an alien

like who sits around Starfleet and makes these rules

[lohlunat]

For everyone wondering about this:

“All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from their CO as well as clearance from their medical officer before initiating an intimate relationship with an alien species.” (VOY: “The Disease”)

It’s true. 

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

this is hilarious

yo captain i wanna bang this alien

[unicorncoalition]

sdfsldkfslkj this is the part of Bones’s job he hates the most, going through all the forms on his PADD to give the green-light to all these potential sexual encounters he just WISHES HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE but you know he actually DOES SOME RESEARCH to see if people will be COMPATIBLE whereas Jim just ticks the box, all, FREE LOVE, BONES and Bones has to be like GODDAMMIT DID YOU EVEN READ THE FILE, JIM, THEY DON’T EVEN HAvE ORIFICES and Jim is like, wow, Bones, they can still have fun, don’t judge

and bones

hates

everything

[tptigger]

This sounds like the sort of rule that got instituted because of something that happened to Kirk, TBH.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

It’s referred to in Bones’ log as “The Incident” and Kirk was itchy and purple for weeks

[prokopetz]

Y’all have got it backwards.

Kirk wanting to bang everything that movies is mostly the parody version of the character. The notion owes more to Zap Brannigan and company than anything out of the original series; yes, Kirk sometimes ends up in compromising positions with female aliens, because he’s a 60s action hero, but he rarely pursues it himself.

In the original series, it’s Bones himself who wants to bang everything with two legs and a pulse.

Like, it’s an actual plot point in multiple episodes.

[hearthburn]

And let’s be fair. Two legs is probably optional. There’s doubtless an Edosian woman or two that’s been graced with his affections.

[prokopetz]

Random headcanon: the Starfleet regulation cited above originally required only the clearance of the chief medical officer. The requirement for the CO’s authorisation was added specifically in response to the fallout of Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy’s realisation that, by the strict letter of the rules, he could authorise himself to fuck anything.

[bonesingerofyme-loc]

Tok’ra: ‘We have to be careful about giving you too much too fast, humans are barely able to handle the technology they current have.’

The SGC, stealing everything not nailed down, looks up from an armful of zats: ‘Okay’

Tok’ra: ‘See, we’ve been doing this for a thousand years and we’ve had some bad experiences

The SGC, building a dialing computer from a bunch of late 90s computers and 512mb of RAM: ‘Sounds rough’

Tok’ra: ‘Absolutely, technology is very dangerous and if a culture isn’t ready for it there can be dire consequences’

The SGC, slapping a fresh coat of OD-green paint on Death Glider: ‘Well, if we can’t change your minds…’

Tok’ra: ‘Definitely not. Any technology we let you use has to be monitored by one of our agents.’

The SGC, handing out portable fusion reactors like candy: ‘That seems tedious, can’t you just trust us to promise not to look under the hood?’

Tok’ra: ‘We know your intentions are good, but like we said: past experiences-’

The SGC, yeeting a half-finished battleship across half the galaxy: ‘No no, it’s okay. If you’re not comfortable with it, we understand.

Tok’ra: ‘Thanks, glad we can reach a compromise. So, where were we - what were you up to again?’

The SGC, blowing up stars and killing an entire species of basically gods: ‘Oh, not much, just finished phasing our entire planet out of the physical universe. Got any of those tunneling crystals? We want to see what happens if we try to dig up a black hole.’

[samaritanpoledancing]

you know that meme from last year where earth was like space jackass? that’s just Stargate

[bonesingerofyme-loc]

every other episode was the SGC going ‘hold my beer’ and their alien allies just watching dumbfounded as they put together a rainbow gun that killed nazgul in a quonset hut filled with mosquitos

[watchvrv]

At the edge of the universe lies a gateway to adventure. Watch the entire catalog of Stargate on VRV!

[cornontherun]

This is the only add I see anymore. And please know, while I post almost no Stargate material it is one of the great obsessions of my life. I own the theatrical and directors cut of the movie. Anyways, good on you algorithm that gave me this add on repeat. I have no clue what you are selling tho. A streaming service? An RPG? Both? A service that offers all Stargate content, all the time????