We're making it into the hood with this one!

[noreservationofficial]

we here at no reservation are proud to release our 3rd album, "We Swear We Won't Hit The Pentagon! (Again..)"! however, we're not so proud about hitting the pentagon itself. our bad. it won't happen again, we promise.

[noreservationofficial]

hey do you guys like my liked songs? - akio

[noreservationofficial]

big announcement coming soon -jester

[noreservationofficial]

[noreservationofficial]

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, everyone! Enjoy these Christmas tunes as you wrap up your festivities. Here's to a happy new year!

[noreservationofficial]

gay people tomorrow evening 6 pm (cst) EP's coming

[noreservationofficial]

now that you've all had some time to listen to the album, take some time to check out the website! (& maybe read the comic too!)

[noreservationofficial]

When is the sea santy album?

next album we'll have a sea shanty this is a certified theo jesterjamz promise -jester

[noreservationofficial]

[noreservationofficial]

our next album, We Swear We Won't Hit The Pentagon! (Again..) comes out TOMORROW!!!!

are you excited???

yes!! 🎉🎉

not particularly 🕴

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

[noreservationofficial]

A WORD FROM GEORGE W. BUSH:

"We Swear We Won't Hit The Pentagon! (Again..)" will release on SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2025!!!

[noreservationofficial]

akio wanted me to post this image -jester

[venonomnomicon]

fetty wap after gaining ice powers: 1738 ayy im like i control the snow

[venonomnomicon]

my fanart of fetty wap gaining power over / possibly being corrupted by two powerful Frostmagic Artifacts

[venonomnomicon]

my fanart of fetty wap testing the limits of his dominion over the ice

[noreservationofficial]

SORRY

hi gang akio here i accidentally reblogged a bunch of stuff to here during my monthly tumblr excursion and dont know how to fix it oops sorry have this picture as an apology

[noreservationofficial]

oh so it was an accident -jester

[noreservationofficial]

SORRY

hi gang akio here i accidentally reblogged a bunch of stuff to here during my monthly tumblr excursion and dont know how to fix it oops sorry have this picture as an apology

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

these fucking tags 😭

[c3rvida3]

I need to get a shower, but I don't feel like it right now. Everybody email me a single and beautiful drop of water until I am clean.

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[c3rvida3]

Hi, please don't email me sex water. I understand it was an accident, but please don't let it happen again. Cannot stress this enough.