Nori Googles

Definitely does not have a criminal record. [Inspired by the others]

[whisper-norbury-quotes]

“I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become availiable.”

(Ashleigh Brilliant)

[origoogles]

Does @bofurgoogles count as a good habit?

[norigoogles]

.....maybe.

[whisper-norbury-quotes]

“I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become availiable.”

(Ashleigh Brilliant)

[artwheat]

I haven’t drawn my fave dwarf in 1037364836263888472 years

[kiligoogles]

My quest is over and I am back!!!

[norigoogles]

Excellent! Bring back anything of interest? ;)

[uninterestingtimes]

V&A Design a Wig

In the late 18th century, women's hair styles went crazy! Create and share your own hair-raising design.

[bentleyhacker]

I call this one “a giant bug living on your head that tries to catch and eat small animals whenever you go outside”

[ladygolem]

i added a flag bc it looked jaunty

[curehardflip-deactivated2021053]

when the wigmaker does a real good job

[mycoins]

[origoogles]

At a risk of sounding like the princes, @norigoogles, you should do the dick shaped one!

[norigoogles]

Don’t tempt me, little brother

[origoogles]

It’d suit you better than the star-hair

[norigoogles]

Oh because your bowl cut is so becoming

[origoogles]

It’s not the most fabulous hair in the company but at least I don’t have to stand in front of a mirror for 2 hours just to style it like some people

[norigoogles]

Oi fuck off, I've got that shit down to a science

[uninterestingtimes]

V&A Design a Wig

In the late 18th century, women's hair styles went crazy! Create and share your own hair-raising design.

[bentleyhacker]

I call this one “a giant bug living on your head that tries to catch and eat small animals whenever you go outside”

[ladygolem]

i added a flag bc it looked jaunty

[curehardflip-deactivated2021053]

when the wigmaker does a real good job

[mycoins]

[origoogles]

At a risk of sounding like the princes, @norigoogles, you should do the dick shaped one!

[norigoogles]

Don’t tempt me, little brother

[origoogles]

It’d suit you better than the star-hair

[norigoogles]

Oh because your bowl cut is so becoming

[uninterestingtimes]

V&A Design a Wig

In the late 18th century, women's hair styles went crazy! Create and share your own hair-raising design.

[bentleyhacker]

I call this one “a giant bug living on your head that tries to catch and eat small animals whenever you go outside”

[ladygolem]

i added a flag bc it looked jaunty

[curehardflip-deactivated2021053]

when the wigmaker does a real good job

[mycoins]

[origoogles]

At a risk of sounding like the princes, @norigoogles, you should do the dick shaped one!

[norigoogles]

Don't tempt me, little brother

[bofurgoogles]

Cute gift ideas for yule time

How to hide presents from a thief

[kiligoogles]

Hide them down your pants!

[norigoogles]

What gifts for me is Bofur hiding down his pants? (Besides the obvious one ;P)

[bofurgoogles]

Why don’t you come over here and see for yourself ;)

[norigoogles]

-crawls in through the window- You called, love? ;D

[bofurgoogles]

Cute gift ideas for yule time

How to hide presents from a thief

[kiligoogles]

Hide them down your pants!

[bofurgoogles]

Might as well be handing him the presents then ;) has @kiligoogles been drinking??

[kiligoogles]

Ohhhh right.

[bofurgoogles]

Is getting drunk with @kiligoogles a bad idea

[kiligoogles]

Is getting (more) drunk with @bofurgoogles a bad idea?

[bofurgoogles]

Just don’t let your uncle find out, I don’t think I’m his favorite

[kiligoogles]

I don’t think anyone is his favorite.

Wait…no.

Me and @bilbogoogles.

forgot.

[bofurgoogles]

What about your brother?? Kili #2?

[norigoogles]

We're drinking and you didn't even invite your old mate Nori? I'm offended.

[bofurgoogles]

Cute gift ideas for yule time

How to hide presents from a thief

[kiligoogles]

Hide them down your pants!

[norigoogles]

What gifts for me is Bofur hiding down his pants? (Besides the obvious one ;P)

[cestpasfaux24601]

[origoogles]

Look it me @norigoogles and his boyfriend @bofurgoogles whooping Orc butt!

[bofurgoogles]

Damn we’re good

[norigoogles]

Troll killing and chill~

[origoogles]

((Did everyone just…. Leave or something? Half the dwarves haven’t posted in what feels like at least a week if not more… Like, are they really busy with school or did they leave? I hope they’re still with us…))

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

((I can’t answer for anyone else, but I’m barely hanging on. I’m almost always on, because I’m tumblr trash. But there’s no one to interact with and I’ve run out of things to google. I was hoping @filigoogles would make an appearance last night, but only posted once.)) 

[galadrielgoogles]

(( I’m pretty busy b/c school, and-I’m embarrassed to say this- I’m too shy to respond/can’t think of a clever response/ don’t think my reply is good enough. I also just started a Galadriel rp blog, which I’m trying to get up and running. If anyone wants to do something, feel free to ask me, because if I ask, I’ll think I’m being a bother. I’m also almost always on!))

[kiligoogles]

((Hey! Breaking my hiatus to say that a lot of us are in college and for a lot of colleges this is dead week. Aka the week before finals where you dont have class but you frantically study in the hopes that you dont fail the tests. Or at least this is true in the US. Wait a week or two before giving up on this RP, I’m sure more people, like myself, will be back after finals hell is over. That plus timezones and you gotta be a little bit patient for a bit, I’m sure we’ll all be back. In the meantime I know that a bunch of elves are still online and I’m sure they’d be down for an RP))

[galadrielgoogles]

((Maybe we all should clarify what time zone we’re in…?))

[grimagoogles]

((I’m in community college right now so it’s not as bad but I’m still studying a ton so yeah this week is mildly dead for me)) (( @galadrielgoogles good idea. I’m on est))

[origoogles]

((I’m EST as well I believe. Whatever the hell Ontario Canada is. I also work 3-11, Sunday to Thursday, so.))

[thoringoogles]

((yeah studies here as well))

[freringoogles]

((EST over here [dis and frerin], which is the one for most of Ontario and Quebec. but yeah, busy with studying and prepping for flight simulator evals >.> i’m going home in a week though, and i might be able to catch up on google stuff in the next couple of days))

[kiligoogles]

((As far as time zones go I’m in CST, for when I come back))

[clodiasbird]

(Im having an hard time at school too, but I will try to be there at least once a day if anyone wants to do something (thought maybe not much next week). Passed this period, Im ready for everything. Also I dont EXACTLY know my timezone, but I live in Italy???? Whatever that means in timezone talk lol sorry)

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

((I’m in EST, along with a few others. Here is a link I’ve found to be helpful. http://www.timeanddate.com/time/map/ there are links at the bottom for a world clock and a time zone converter.))

[arwengoogles-blog]

( I’m in GMT. It’s the last two weeks before holidays right now, which means lots of assignments and exams. I also have a side job keeping me busy every now and then. So my activity might be a little spotty as well, but if anyone would like to contact me over my personal blog or Skype, just hmu c: )

[bofurgoogles]

((Im in EST. The holidays mean i have to put more hours in for work and theres also school. I’ll be on mostly at nights if anyone wants to chat. Also feel free to ask for my skype as well!!!))

[norigoogles]

((I'm not in school, but I've had a busy week with one of my jobs and I'm in the middle of trying to figure out a new living situation. I'm still around though, no intention of ditching ^^))

[norigoogles]

resale value of herbal medicine kit

resale value of engraved boot knives

resale value of two-handed war hammer

how to delete search history

[origoogles]

Is it possible to kill someone with knitting?

Can I just use knitting as my weapon?

Since this slingshot doesn’t seem to be very affective…

And I’m really good at knitting

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

You could totally invent a new weapon. Dwarvish needles. 

Here’s a pic… 

maybe without the goofy balls on the end.

[origoogles]

@bofurgoogles CAN YOU MAKE ME A REALLY COOK SHARP SET OF THESE?! I’ll tell you anything you want to know about @norigoogles

[bofurgoogles]

I sure can! Now, do you happen to have any baby photos of @norigoogles

[norigoogles]

Why do YOU want those?

[bardgoogles]

how to convince @norigoogles and @dorigoogles to let @origoogles come visit us in Dale a lot

[norigoogles]

Hey, I'm not the boss of him. Ask Dori.

[origoogles]

How to gather blackmail on your brothers

Embarrassing pictures of my brothers

Pictures of @norigoogles with wet hair

Pictures of @dorigoogles sleeping

[norigoogles]

pictures of @origoogles as a baby crawling around the house naked

pictures of @origoogles as a toddler throwing a massive tantrum over a leaf

[bilbogoogles]

how to knit socks for dwarves like @origoogles does

how to measure thorin’s feet without him noticing

[origoogles]

he’s a size 9 in dwarf

[dorigoogles]

How to explain to @origoogles that stealing @thoringoogles socks is an incredibly bad idea How to tell if both of your brothers have criminal tendencies Kleptomania

[origoogles]

How to tell @dorigoogles we’re only borrowing them

Is borrowing considered stealing

How to tell if your brother’s thieving tendencies are rubbing off on you

[thoringoogles]

why are my socks disappearing?

[the-plaid-mercenary]

Wait wait, what’s a size 9 in dwarf compared to a size 9 in the other races?

[origoogles]

Last I checked, @bardgoogles was a size 10.5 in dwarf. Does that help?

[kiligoogles]

Has @origoogles stolen everyone’s socks?

[origoogles]

How to explain to everyone that I’m not turning into @norigoogles, I’m just borrowing them for measurements

[norigoogles]

I’m so proud of you, little brother

[origoogles]

I’m not stealing!

How to hide pile of borrowed socks

[norigoogles]

"Borrowed," right ;P