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What an unpleasant gif Netflix shared with us. We would advise you to stop looking at it.

-The Puttanesca Project

“Her eyebrows were curved like question marks… she smiled a smile that could have meant anything.”

Ellington Feint from All the Wrong Question by Lemony Snicket. Thank you to ZC101 Photography for capturing this The Stain’d Side-Project moment.

-The Puttanesca Project

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And that’s a wrap for The Bad Beginning! Thank you so much to all our wonderful Volunteers. We never expected our project to do as well as it has, and we are so happy and grateful to be part of such a Quiet World. Stay tuned for The Reptile Room coming soon! With all due respect,

-The Puttanesca Project

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Glad the bad times are behind you orphans! The Reptile Room sounds fun! Say hi to your Uncle’s new assistant for me!

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Violet being stoic and Klaus being a total ham. The Puttanesca Project has something dreary coming to you very soon. Here is an agonizing Behind the Schemes video!

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dat klaus tho

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Fires are Red, Violet is blue

it’s so hard to convince, a child to marry you.

The Ocean is cold and deep and dark too

I don’t know, a better place for you.

Eyes are so pretty, on ankles and signs

They will all be watching, your painful demise.

Costumes are hard to make on the fly

but I suppose they are worth it

to help some children die.

Villainy is in

I have no doubt

life is so much better

now that orphans are out.

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The writer of this sure is handsome and charming.

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We made you these simply dreadful cards to celebrate Valentine’s Day

- Klaus and Violet of The Puttanesca Project

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Hello Volunteers,

We would love your help deciding on a logo design. Which of these concept logos do you prefer; one or two? Please reblog or send us a Quizzical Question with your preferred design of the initials “PP”. We look forward to reading your feedback.

-Klaus of The Puttanesca Project

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Chrisscreama as Daria Morgendorffer and Moira Zhou - Artist as Jane Lane. Cosplay from the 90’s cartoon Daria. Shot by Dark Energy Photography, gif by Chrisscreama.

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Chrisscreama as Daria Morgendorffer and Moira Zhou - Artist as Jane Lane. Cosplay from the 90’s cartoon Daria. Shot by Dark Energy Photography

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Something dreary this way comes… have an unhappy Friday the 13th!

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Also known as “Spaghetti in the whore’s style”… no wonder Count Olaf was offended.

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how the bi-bros get fit quick

Let’s get down to business, to defeat... the pun

We must be as swift as a

With all the force of a

With all the strength of a

Mysterious as

#mulan #disney #river song #grape #typhoon #beijing #fire #dark side of the moon #be a man #coursing river #great typhoon #raging fire #visual puns #make a man out of you #get down to business #defeat the pun

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Mitmunk’s Officially Licensed Transformers clothing line. Give them a looksie for unique and stylish attire, Made in Beautiful Vancouver, British Columiba! http://www.mitmunk.com/

Mimi is wearing: Optimus Prime leggings ($79 CA) and a Autobot quote tee ($30 CA) layered over a Optimus Prime vest ($56 CA)

Chrisscreama is wearing: Megatron leggings ($79 CA) and a Customized Decepticon quote tee ($30 CA) layered over a Megatron Vest ($56 CA)

Photographer: John Burrage Photography Special thanks to Jeffery Almond for providing and wrangling the Transformers Toys

Pass On

We met in stress

As our pasts gnawed our spines

our eyes lit in laments

blinking so fast we were blind

A single song sung in disharmony

So we passed.

We met in ashes

skittering silences slicing eyes