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He/They | I do art sometimes, I'd post it aswell if I knew how to use this website and I'll never learn. Resident Jar Goblin

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[outofcontextdiscord]

[targetedknowledge]

[incompletepuppets]

Beach Toy

[one-weird-mammal-a-day]

Spotted bat (Euderma maculatum)

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[animentality]

[mrhealyourgirl]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[mrhealyourgirl]

look at my gouger, boy.

[heavymetalbimbo]

Couldn’t get a good pic but check this shit out

Saw this bad boy in the wild yesterday

[mrhealyourgirl]

I heard someone say it in the elevator under their breath to their friend and I was high af so it scared me

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[3000s]

toilet = toil + small = the small worker

[3000s]

its french for "the small worker"

[hungwy]

He hasn't been the same since saying good night. He's since been laying there for hours in the dark, not looking or hearing... Sometimes I hear him shuffle slightly.

[chronicgirlfail]

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[ifyouknowmeirlno]

one I've seen recently

they really do not understand that I DO NOT CARE

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[mossmittens]

[virtualgirladvance]

Not his name

[heavensarcher]

For no particular reason I’d love for Australians to remember that the website “they vote for you.org.au” exists and you can type in any Australian politician and get a list of their voting patterns.

Any way Hanson has been at government like 50% of the time, is being bought by billionaires, consistently votes for things that hurt working class Aussie or against things that would help them. I refuse to let this country fall to fucking American style hate politics - I hope she dies 🙏🏻