the best I can give you is a fake smile

 

[archatlas]

[ayeitskaylee]

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

[blondef-ingassassin]

I’m absolutely in love with this.

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[dreamatoriom]

[twerker]

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

[damianmcgintleman]

[officiallightningmcqueen]

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

[lesmiserablephantom]

since 1987. 

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[theycallmewisechild]

[intensional]

[hellosunflowerj]

Me trying to fix my attitude

[intensional]

Yes that’s literally what the picture says

[normalityisonlyaformality]

😂😂😂

[discomforted]

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

[brokebackboys]

[arthurtimothyread-blog]

[somedisgracedcosmonaut-deactiva]

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

[theblackship]

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

[normalityisonlyaformality]

i dont know about everyone else but i always found that any type of footwear would protect my feet from the blinging pain of stepping on a lego :/

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[dog-heaven-deactivated20161117]

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

[bleachdalilah]

PLEASE EXPLAIN

[brandiwhine]

there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

a sign from the heavens

[captainoinkers]

update

[toasty-coconut]

[snorlaxatives]

ash u stupid ass nigga its fuckin green smh

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

[austinadia]

[failnation]

[only1600kids]

I’M SCREAMING