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My strawpage: https://normquetz.straw.page/ Main blog. New drawings and art once a century. If I say I will do something in an amount of time I will NEVER get it done in that amount of time. This is almost certainly guaranteed. The background was made using The l0bster's Seamless Pattern Generator on Itch.io. I highly reccomend.

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

“You will never be able to experience anything.

So please, do poetical justice to your soul and simply experience yourself…”

- Albert Camus

✫ NormalQuetzalcoatlus (call me NQ or Quetz, please.) ✫ You may have also known me by the names ZODIIAC or JP-OSAKA on Discord in the past. ✫ She/They/It, Demigirl, INTP, minor (but not for long). ✫ Multifandom but my main fandom is My Singing Monsters. I do post about others sometimes. ✫ Heavily suspected neurodivergence of some kind. Please be patient.

✫ Huge evolution/biology nerd. I love spec evo/bio and creature design. :) ✫ I write stories! I have two main ones at the moment, an original one called Godvermin (although i change the name frequently) and a MSM-based one called Tales of Harmonair, which i have a sideblog and askblog dedicated to! (@talesofharmonair) (@beyondtheseamasks) ✫ I enjoy drawing my mutuals' characters! Feel free to send me a drawing prompt or a request for an art trade. However, I cannot guarantee I will finish my part quickly. ✫ Some of my posts/reblogs may contain: - Flashing lights - Cartoony blood/gore - Distressing themes (derealization or suicide, mostly)

- Nudity (on that note, free the nipple) - Suggestive or sexual themes but only for The Funny. If it’s not for The Funny and I AM talking about sexual topics, I expect everyone to handle it in a mature manner.

Help yourself to some of my bullshit below!

[slopforhogs]

Illustration from Murzilka by Evgenii Rachev (1906-1997)

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[normalquetzalcoatlus]

Shall you do a TooToo?

You know, sometimes motivation is weird. It'll be gone for a month and then suddenly you have the urge to take on the world for maybe like 2 hours. This TooToo was absolutely the latter case.

I always get requests for TooToo from this one guy specifically, and they always respond anonymously. I've just come to call them "John TooToo". I don't know their user unfortunately, but I've come to expect them whenever I say i'm open for any kind of MSM request from my followers.

While I'm actually still working on my TooToo design, I think this one is pretty close to my final one. I tried to make its face look a little more eland-y, but I guess a horselike physique fits better. I got those vibes a bit from its canon design anyway. Please ignore how the skirt looks, I am not good at drawing skirts.

I have some more detailed headcanons for this one on my MSM AU sideblog, but I'll be happy to provide a little more for anyone interested.

TooToos are not even closely related to the PomPom family! They're actually more closely related to the clade that Werdos and Riffs were genetically "sourced" from. However, their tendency to "herd up" with travelling Sooza groups for safety eventually landed them as an honorary member of the Pomily, often being grouped with them.

While the outfit that this TooToo is wearing looks a bit ceremonial, it's actually quite the opposite. I would classify this as maybe a slightly formal practice outfit. It's customary for TooToos to always wear dresses/skirts no matter the occasion and being seen in public without a skirt--say, wearing shorts instead--is considered very impolite.

TooToos are actually way less clumsy than they look. They're introduced to their prisms from an early age with small training ones to help them gain their sense of balance, and when they turn a certain age they get their real prisms. They're actually very sharp and can grind holes into the ground if they're not careful while spinning.

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

reasons why wubbox is the best monster

- comically large mouth and peepers yay

- unconventional (ish???) robot design made of a buncha parts stuck together by electricity (cool asf)

- (appreciatively) if I saw that thing in the middle of the night staring at me I’d wish I was never born

- GOD HERSELF made that thing, dropped it into the monster world post catalclysm and said “go save the world lmao”

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- objectively best rare and epic designs and backstory

- why the FUCK does it move like that

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

Okay I will be honest I HATED the inflatterer’s design when I first saw it. But its minor form has grown on me a lot and it reminds me of Him from Powerpuff Girls. I want to draw him but I probably won’t because I never do. But we’ll see

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

hey (vent)

sorry to vent on your dash but like. I’m feeling genuinely hopeless. and depressed. to a worrying degree. and idk how to stop it. my country wants to make me into a breeding machine for mentally ill rich men and there is genuinely nothing I can do about it. i can only sit and watch as they take my rights and privileges away. my senator isn’t going to do shit about it so calling my state govt or whatever isn’t going to do anything whatsoever. there are actual pedophiles in my government. and sometimes for only moments at a time I want to die.

so if anybody sees this can you send me a cute drawing on my strawpage or some eyebleach or whatever. I need this feeling to go away so badly. thank you for anybody who does

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

Dunno if anyone has asked this, but can you draw either BeMeebEth or Phosphoran Phlox?

After a MONTH. of motivation hell. I can't believe it was a whole month before i finished this one. I kinda hate myself for that sometimes.

Anyways here's your beautiful lady, I unfortunately couldn't push myself to do Phlox too because, of course, motivation hell.

I want to make this clear to anybody else that requests anything from me: Chances are, I was feeling very inspired or motivated when I put out the message that I wanted to draw something or share some headcanons or whatever. That motivation will certainly not last long. After answering maybe two or three of those, I will burn out pretty damn quick and pushing myself to do another will end up like this one did. This is also why I don't do Artfight.

And to the person that requested on this post: This is most certainly not your fault, or anyone else's fault. If anyone's, it's mine.

I would also like to alert everyone else who requests or has requested a monster to be drawn from me that it will likely not be quick for the reasons mentioned above. Thank you for your patience.

Some headcanons for both monsters requested are below. Treat yourself :)

Lady BeeMeebEth is one of very few monsters that are not a Paironormal and are a character rather than a species. She acts as a sort of sovereign or prime minister for the Workshop, residing in her Grand Laboratory. Not much is known about her biology other than that she was almost certainly a "failed" experiment by Zarroe. She acts as a big sister to Myrmavin in Ethereal Island's Castle and constantly bosses him around. Being the Ethereal quint also allows her a large library of spells which she uses to her leisure, and she coins new ones constantly, teaching them to her guards and staff. While her title is *Lady* BeeMeebEth, she does not have a set gender identity and it changes constantly (genderfluid! yay!).

Phosphoran Phlox I honestly don't have too many headcanons for. Same goes for the rest of the Titansouls. I just think they're the physical manifestation of the Titans put into a mobile monster-sized form that they use mostly to communicate with their citizens and do other things that they wouldn't be able to do in their full size.

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

Got sky COTL yesterday and played it. So far confusing but yk I kinda like it. The dragons are cool. How do I get clothes

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

I have a firefly plush I love and i physically cannot sleep without him or another plushie I love. His name is Waffles. Say hi to him.

His little firefly butt glows in the dark too.

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

Brushie, 7/7/2026

I finally caved and made a Wubbox stamp, lol. It was bound to happen sometime. This one is actually half size, too! I cut a linoleum block in half and used that. Because of that I had to be really precise which I think I did well enough at, but some parts like the eyes do look a bit rough. This is a Brushlands Guardian Wubbox from my AU—its equivalent of the Plant Island Epic Wubbox—but I affectionately call them “Brushies” for short.

I’m not sure if MSM cares about monsterpieces that involve people’s headcanons/heavy design choices but I’ll include the tag anyway just in case they do.

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[carolinawrenn]

Lord knows that the United States has and continues to commit atrocities. I can't justify that. And the current political situation here is scary as hell. But I love this place. I love the Atlantic Ocean and New York City and the Pacific Northwest. I love my Blue Ridge Mountains with my whole entire heart. I love cardinals and mockingbirds and kudzu and possums and black rat snakes and the way the woods smell in the mornings. 

I love that Americans are known for complimenting strangers. I love that we fry everything, and that we do it well. I love 12-foot-high plastic Halloween skeletons in people’s yards and tacky Christmas lights that stay up too long. I love that we are an unabashedly goofy people.

I love bluegrass music. I love stepping. I love that there are always folklorico dancers in my town’s Mardi Gras parade. I love that my town has a Mardi Gras parade, even though most people here aren’t Catholic or French and didn’t grow up with any kind of Carnivale tradition. I love that if "Livin On A Prayer" comes on a pizzeria, at least one person at each table won't be able to stop themselves from singing along. I love that the middle school gym shakes to the rafters when families cheer for THEIR baby finishing eighth grade and that they bring balloons and bouquets and flower garlands to celebrate.

I love the 80 year old couple at our local No Kings protest. I love all the little kids there with their families, too. I love the brass band that always shows up at protests here and plays old union songs and gospel music. I cry like a damn baby every time I hear “Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing.”

This country is horrible and selfish and destructive, but it’s also wonderful and kind and full of people loving and fighting and trying to make things better. And the people saying that there’s only one kind of real American, and that if you don’t look like they do or talk like they do or think like they do, then you don’t count, those people can go pound sand. I’m as real American as they come, and those people aren’t the only ones who get to love our country.

[normalquetzalcoatlus]

Creature Of The Depths, 3/7/2026

Behold! It is finished!! I was going to post the third try I did before, lo and behold, I noticed a line was missing from the Minor form’s torso. This is the fourth print. There are some areas I would have improved given the chance but I think I’m happy with how it ultimately came out.

Hoping this one reaches the right people :)