lavender menace

tristan 🪲 35 🪲 dyke 🪲 artist 🪲 barista "There is only one question: / how to love this world." ~ Mary Oliver

[meanbuddhist]

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

[mixedmedialesbianism]

Types of Butches, as shown through the Muppets

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[icaseybaybee]

[todayintokyo]

Tiger by 十筆斎

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[simena]

Jette Stoltz

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[deankarolina]

Emma D’Arcy | The Gambit

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[loveridden1999]

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on