[zemily]

came back wrong (from therapy)

[zemily]

when I'm overstimulated and my wife invites all the neighbourhood children over for popsicles

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[anonymousalchemist]

happy birthday to all the queers I assume it just works like horse birthdays where they all turn a year older on Jan 1.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[zemily]

when I'm in a guilt trip someone over the phone competition and the opponent is my mother

[shanesmouth]

also your queerness and your expressions of it are literally sacred. by the way

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[meanbuddhist]

can we have a kind and gentle monday

[thepoisonroom]

hot available breakfast sandwiches in my area

[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[polkadotmotmot]

Annieo Klaas - Daydream No. 14, 2026 - Oil on canvas

[zemily]

convinced my wife that we should watch hacks together so I'm ready to be insane about it

[zemily]

worst part about night shift besides like. everything. is that I am forced to work alone. so it's just me and my 2am thoughts but also I have to do tasks and be solely responsible for everything