Famalé Nipples🖕😘👀

the prettiest boy in the world

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[hideneverseek]

Honestly. Ur right

[hideneverseek]

In conclusion, I've decided to become an alcoholic.

[hideneverseek]

This year has been extremely strange for me because it's the first year people have been taking me seriously about shit that's given me PTSD and I'm like damn. I must really not be okay

[hideneverseek]

I had a seizure a few days ago and have lost the ability to cry

it's extremely frustrating, I never enjoyed crying, but I finally got to a point where I accepted it as my emotions processing and now I keep having breakdowns and tears will not come out and it's making me feel nauseas and like punching something

emotion of the week is UGHHHHH

[hideneverseek]

The real reason str8 women want a tall man is because kneeling is detrimental to the knees and they just wanna be able to suck dick standing up

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

[malibuklaus]

this is by far the ugliest thing i have ever seen in my life

[so-much-for-subtlety]

wow I love it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[paper-mario-wiki]

This is a visualization of a Japanese proverb, which means to experience a stroke of luck!

Because a duck coming to you with onions tied to its back is like a soup ready to be made delivering itself to you! What luck! A duck comes bearing onions!

That proverb is also where Farfetch'd comes from.

[knight-vision-goggles-deactivat]

[transmutationisms]

spam emails are horrifying on an entirely different level once you actually begin to grapple with the material reality of ‘cyberspace’. how many servers were involved in dumping this message into my trash folder, where are they located, how much water goes into cooling them every day? where did the metals come from to build these facilities, who maintains them, how much labour and suffering and exploitation is required to bombard me with 50 messages a day i don’t even look at for products i will never buy? not just useless or a nuisance, but actively harming the earth & its people, and for what. zero social value, zero human communication, just capital trying to metastasise

[jihadibarbie]

[calamitys-child]

A very nice cat just greeted me like an old friend and escorted me from the bus stop to the shop while meowing conversationally and keeping perfect pace with me the whole way which was already incredibly charming but then it also waited on the corner by the shop, shouted to get my attention when I got out, and then chattered away while walking me back to the bus stop and demanded 5 minutes of little cheek scritches before wandering off into the night?? Who was he. Missed connections me 25M you cat of indeterminate age or gender interests nighttime walks do you wanna hang out again some time

[hi-raethia]

[notauri]

when i was a kid i lost my retainer while swimming in the ocean because i saw a stingray and screamed too hard and it popped right out my mouth and i used to go to sleep at night imagining that it had landed in the mouth of a dolphin who now had beautiful straight human teeth

[mf-dude]

[doomwhathouwilt]

@learn2anarchy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hawk tuah girl and luigi mangione should have a baby and give it to melania trump to raise

yeah sure whatever

[decadent-trans-girl]

politics of the median American voter

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

????????

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i feel like i should clarify that this is from a website where people rate perfumes.