Daisy Ridley’s abs appreciation post
They say Daisy Ridley is shredded
Daisy Ridley has an eight pack :D
I’d lay myself down as a rug for her to step on me
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Daisy Ridley’s abs appreciation post
They say Daisy Ridley is shredded
Daisy Ridley has an eight pack :D
I’d lay myself down as a rug for her to step on me
HONESTLY SAME
friday afternoon. dick out. feet splashing.
Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”
This sounds like a man on cocaine
Fammmm
The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ3ImB3HNip/
me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:
BITCH,
hearing “I’m proud of you” from the right people is so comforting and motivating.
man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here
My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted
Pros and Cons of Various Frogs and Toads
its the list we’ve been waiting for *its a meme dont call me out
American toad (Anaxyrus americanus)
that’s my baby Hippolyta!
Pros -chubby orbs -small faces -love to burrow in the dirt Cons -hard to find as pets -sometimes they’re all the way in the soil and you can’t find them -its really hard to find their poops
Pacman frog (genus Ceratophrys)
him
Pros -lots of colors -very common -get pretty big Cons -eat other frogs -don’t have a neck haha no neck boy -bitey sometimes
African dwarf frog (Hymenochirus boettgeri)
this man
Pros -look ridiculous -gregarious af -little Cons -can be asymptomatic carriers of chytrid -aquatic so no hold -a little too ridiculous
Tomato frog (Dyscophus guineti)
a smug fruit boy
Pros -look like fruit -always kinda look like they farted really loudly and dont want ppl to know it was them -stance Cons -actually the false tomato frog, true tomato frogs aren’t in pet trade -no one breeds them which makes me so sad -they look like great pillows but theyre frogs and not pillows
White’s tree frog (Litoria caerulea)
her name is Jean
Pros -sticky -really have that stereotypical frog shape from cartoons and stuff -it doesnt hurt when they bite Cons -kinda basic and they know it, theyre smug :/ -sometimes bite each other cuz theyre bad at eating food -they dont live in the dirt like other self respecting toads and frogs
Oriental fire belly toad (Bombina orientalis)
its my Sparky son
Pros -semi aquatic -extremely little!! -orange belly Cons -very bad at mating, sometimes drown each other -can’t hold these boys, they jumpy -always try to eat the tongs!!!! its not food!!
Pixie frog (Pyxicephalus adspersus)
petulant!
Pros -so very big -tenacious -hold him like a baby Cons -heavy -will eat ur shoe if you give it access -you can’t train them to come when called. i just think a recall trained frog would be neat.
Dyeing dart frog (Dendrobates tinctorius)
this friend
Pros -not poisonous in captivity unless u feed em the poison gathering food -very tiny….. -stance!!!!!! Cons -imagine if they were huge. wouldnt that be fucked up or what. -eat rly little foods -come in too many morphs, species ID is going to kill me, dart frogs have killed me.
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter
Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture
Simple. It’s naptime.
The actual answer is just as funny:
Bees.
when ur arguing with someone and they tell u to calm down
today is the only day you can reblog this
Did you miss me?
I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.
#goals