I try to make good art, I swear

Oh hello there! so uh welcome to my tumblr, I guess. I also post my vids and other dumb shit (also watch me on deviantart!: https://qwer953.deviantart.com ) (note: contains content that may not be suitable for young children or those who are easily disturbed)

[ipodlinux]

its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercise your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.

[transfemininomenon]

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

[transfemininomenon]

he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there's no feelings involved

[lil-tumbles]

What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person's eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you're falling and you can't get up, and they're the only one to offer you a hand. What then??

[transfemininomenon]

he says that's fine, but no tongue

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

happy pride

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride

[anachronic-cobra]

To summarize, star trek invented fuck-or-die and spock attempted to resolve this by giving kirk a boob window and wrestling with him half-naked in the sand

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The fact that this is accurate is fucking killing me

[thyrell]

[nen-kaii]

[zebirdgod]

Medic Fortress!

[cocktronic]

[adobe-outdesign]

[feam-tortress]

[needsmoreexplosions]

they call missile the way I'm heat seeking. I need every blankey in the house

[needsmoreexplosions]

OH and also because I can set things on fire by touching them

[needsmoreexplosions]

Top ten posts I've made where I forgot what my url is

[needsmoreexplosions]

they call missile the way I'm heat seeking. I need every blankey in the house

[needsmoreexplosions]

OH and also because I can set things on fire by touching them

[needsmoreexplosions]

Top ten posts I've made where I forgot what my url is

[b-sailor]

join the navy but only to have gay sex with men who have wives. this is the way

[cigarettebrands]

[adobe-outdesign]

this scene is so funny because you have Duck, the character that canonically

has rabies

bites people hard enough to leave flesh wounds

killed a bread child in front of his mother for no reason

has forged documents that have lead to many deaths,

claiming that a bunch of friendly tool workers that look like this

are the feral ones

[magicalnursekomugi]

the best way to combat homophobic tf2 fans is spamming them with the heavymedic kissing gif

[heyniceworkasshole]

[eggpunkhouse]

incredibly wholesome dynamic guys

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

ive gotta say. i am a BIG fan of horrible little men. love when i watch something and theres a little guy and then he is just terrible