be nice to sharks

Fae creature. they/them 24

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[churrotowns]

when swimming’s so easy you start doing bonus quests now

[notalostcausejustyet]

This is a superb example of why she's so dominant though. Besides the fact that she works her ass of to be, because she does. Economy of movement is a big damned deal in endurance sports. Ledecky is far and away the best distance swimmer in the world because of how precise her movement is. There is zero wasted motion and nothing shows that more clearly than this.

[seimsisk]

I can't get over how smooth her paddling is, there's barely a ripple when her hands enter the water

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

[what-even-is-thiss]

Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets seen as crazy when I say I’m distilling peppermint oil to banish the miasma but people start asking to have some real quick when the Black Death comes to town and I am unaffected due to my constantly minty fresh house repelling rodents and fleas alike

[finleythecatperson]

You’re not at all worried about being labeled a witch and burned at the stake?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Witch burnings were very specifically a mid 1500s to mid 1600s phenomenon and I went back further than that so I’m fine as long as I don’t try to convince people that the earth revolves around the sun.

[finleythecatperson]

You’ve thought this out thoroughly and I appreciate that

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

one thing I can always respect about Roman's blog is that they put effort into his shit posts. Enough that they probably count as actual posts rather than shit posts.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m a clown that enjoys throwing encyclopedias at people

[michaelnordeman]

Goldeneye/Bucephala clangula/knipa, juvenile. Mariehamn, Åland (25 May 2026).

[sookayheresthething]

what if Tony was green

oh now we're getting the real questions!

@everyone discuss

[sookayheresthething]

you really like answering things ambiguously don’t you

good question!

[sookayheresthething]

found this blog from your youtube, was not expecting so much of it to be you denying the existence of cats

I've never denied the existence of a cat in my life, this is libel

[sookayheresthething]

What is your opinion on the texture of shark skin?

Speaking as a tumblr veteran, this question is entrapment.

[sookayheresthething]

Is this a flock of cats i spy??

The following is an

🇨🇦 Official Message 🇨🇦

from the

🇨🇦 Canadian Government 🇨🇦

Those are loons (genus Gavia). For mistaking them for cats, you are banned from the nation of Canada for one (1) year.

Voici un

Message Officiel

du

🇨🇦 Gouvernement Canadien 🇨🇦

Il s'agit de huards (genre Gavia). Pour les avoir confondus avec des chats, vous êtes banni du Canada pour une période d’un (1) an.

[sookayheresthething]

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[foodffs]

The BEST 5 Flavorful Chicken Marinades for Grilling

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Is this how you roll?

[thatgirlonstage]

Merlin is so sexy when he can do magic unrestrained by needing to hide it and this is one of the 396 reasons it’s a crime that we never got Merlin truly able to do magic at will

[thatgirlonstage]

The confrontation where he kills Agravaine is deadass one of my favorite scenes in THE ENTIRE SHOW because it’s one of the only ONLY times that he COMPLETELY drops the ruse. No mask, no pretending to be the mysterious old wizard, no holding himself back. He hits that dead end and he turns around and you can SEE IT IN HIS FACE: he’s out of ways to avoid or pretend or hide and he knows it, so he doesn’t care anymore. Agravaine can see he has magic because Merlin knows for a fact that Agravaine’s about to die. Because he’s about to kill him.

He spends a lot of the show being traditionally heroic and compassionate but the show commits just far enough to Merlin prioritizing Arthur above literally anything else that it gives him a darker side—Merlin will do anything for Arthur. Anything. Lie, murder, condemn the entire next generation of magic users, anything. And it’s so fucking tasty and terrifying and I wish we’d gotten to explore the dynamic where he isn’t confined by having to hide the limits of what he can do so badly.

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[cannibalchicken]

[damnbluewires]

completely enamoured with this beast

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

[katacala]

Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."

This is what Roerich's paintings look like:

[chaifootsteps]

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[heedra]

"I'm just going to pop in to the big used bookstore to see if they have this one thing I'm after, and if they don't, I will leave emptyhanded." 👆This is the most seditious, deceitful statement in the universe. The vizier in your head is betraying you. .

[heedra]

(two unrelated books now sitting on passenger seat) "Well let me just pop in to the other big used bookstore to see if they have the one thing I'm after, and this time I'll really commit to leaving emptyhanded if they don't."

👆Your kingdom is being divided up among internal conspirators at this very moment, and you are none the wiser.