Not Misha Collins

For real not Misha Collins. Not at all. That is not a joke.

[not-misha]

What is your political opinion on bronies?

Their issue campaigns tend to be muddled. I'm just not sure how the sexualization of equine cartoon characters is going to fight climate change, and I care about the future of our country.

[not-misha]

If Pumpkin Spice lattes are your weakness, you should visit the Pennsville Wawa next time you're in New Jersey. We're getting Pumpkin Spice in two weeks!

I've been consuming only pumpkin spice flavored food and drink items for the past week.

I have growing concerns about the neurological consequences of this much cinnamon. 

[not-misha]

Housekeeping

Hello! First let us say thank you to everyone for your endless patience and support. We have been flooded with kind words and encouragement, and that has meant the world to us as we figured out how to move forward with this blog.

You may have noticed we're using plural pronouns. There are now two of us running this blog! We believe we have a consistent voice down, and hopefully this will allow us to answer questions more quickly. 

We will be continuing this account as a parody RP ask account. The advice will be real; the persona will be fake. Please see our About page for more information!

If you're expecting an answer to your message, please send it as an Ask rather than Fan Mail. We will not be answering Fan Mail, at least not right now.

We will not be giving out the urls of our personal blogs at this time. We will also not be following anyone back.

We are not, and to our knowledge will continue to not be, Misha Collins. 

Thank you for everything. We hope you enjoy your time here.

[not-misha]

Hey "not Misha". Have you ever seen a man or woman resembling a llama??

I "have".

[not-misha]

So... You're obviously not Misha Collins ;) Just wanted to say I love you not-misha :*

I love you too, Fappy.

[not-misha]

People think that you're Misha. I think I'm Misha. What do you think?

I generally try to avoid thinking whenever possible.

[not-misha]

First year of college. Advice?

Go to events with free food. They’re great for meeting people. And if you don’t meet anyone, free food.

Try anything you’re even vaguely interested in. This is the last real chance you get to try new things easily, and you never know what you’ll love. (I mean clubs and classes. Not drugs.)

If you do drugs, please be safe. Be honest if it’s your first time trying something. Don’t mix substances.

Cutting class causes more stress later. Try to actually go to class.

But take mental health days when you need to.

Go to office hours when they’re offered.

Make your schedule as realistic as possible. Fridays off are cool, but are they worth ten hours of classes every other day? 

Off campus parties are always better.

Don’t date anyone when you first get there. This should be a law.

Find a spot you can go to to get away from your dorm.

Don’t take language classes first thing in the morning. It’s really confusing and your memory doesn’t work as well then.

Wash your hands all the time. Shower often.

Don’t drink the punch at frat parties. I’ve been responsible for making the punch at frat parties. Don’t drink it.

Bath sheets are bigger and better than bath towels. 

Popularity doesn’t exist in college. Anyone who thinks it does is stuck in high school. Just be nice and you’ll find the right people.

Don’t be afraid to find new people if the first (or twentieth) group of friends turns out to not be good for you. 

Dress up for themed parties. Get crafty.

Ask your advisor/dean for help if you need or want it.

If you’re unhappy, change majors or transfer. 

Invest in thick slippers, good pens (these are great), a nice mini fridge, a comfortable pillow, and several umbrellas.

If you have a bad roommate, talk to housing about switching.

Do laundry whenever you have the time. Trying to find something clean when you’re running late is the worst feeling.

You will survive. 

Good luck!

[not-misha]

Wha- this isn't Misha right? Right?!

Correct. 

[not-misha]

Thanks for being such a great person answering all the asks and such and your not even misha. I was wandering what your thoughts were about demon Dean?

Love the hair, hate the misogyny. 

[not-misha]

How do you keep your hair so wonderful?

[not-misha]

I really have a love hate relationship with your blog. love you though 😂

As do I, my friend. As do I.

I love you too.

[not-misha]

Returning shortly...

Thank you for your patience.

[not-misha]

Small Announcement

This may change later, but for now I'm going to turn on Asks but will not be answering anything for a while.

People are sending fan mail anyway, so this will better facilitate people to (eventually) getting actual answers. However, I'm still sorting through everything and determining what to do with this blog; there will be a short delay in answers because of this.

Thank you for your understanding.

[not-misha]

Thank you for Being such a nice person to all of us, regardless of you not Being misha Collins. If you say you arent then you arent, your URL says it all :) Anyway my friend Was wondering how you Took your coffee (plot twist: it wasnt my friend who Was wondering, it Was me \_•-•_/

Honestly you all are being so incredibly nice to me; I'm the one who should be (and is) thankful.

I take my coffee with almond milk most of the time but in the fall I take it as pumpkin spice lattes because they are my weakness.

[not-misha]

What is your view on tree houses?

I want one.

[not-misha]

I think you did a great job! And for every hater there are more who loved what you did and had fun :) stay safe and happy!

Thank you. That definitely seems to be the case, which is wonderful. You as well!

[not-misha]

Are you the person who runs "strange pictures of Misha Collins"?

No.