Tired &amp; Exasperated

yup i’m back baby and hopefully the chaos will be kept to a minimum

I swear you’re going to give me grey hairs, kid. Just stay out of trouble or whatever dads people say to kids.

i’m friends with Klarion so ✨no✨ also don’t lie saying you don’t already have grey hairs

#is it because I’m British? is that why it’s bad there?#john constantine #only in gotham #onlyingothan #oig #gotham #gotham city

Just...behave? Stay safe and all that. And I don’t have any bloody grey hairs!

#billy batson

Out of all my time dealing with demons and exorcisms, Gotham has to be the worst place I’ve visited. This isn’t even in regards to demons. The city is just The Worst

yup i’m back baby and hopefully the chaos will be kept to a minimum

#Billy Batson #//OOC: Return of Dadstantine

I swear you’re going to give me grey hairs, kid. Just stay out of trouble or whatever dads people say to kids.

//OOC: Hey! I know I don’t own the concept of OIG blogs and it’s been around before GUG, and it’s really cool that people outside of this AU have been inspired by it! However, when people are like actively stealing our plot points for their blogs then it’s a little disheartening. Especially when we’re looking at being more active.

#ooc

Related,legal or found because there is a difference.on the first two no not at all because my parents are dead and foster care is awful! But Constantine and my siblings are amazing!!

...You know I’d adopt you in a heartbeat, kid, right?

#tw death #billy batson

☕ king shark

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

🍵 + how many kids Batman has

Too bloody many. Just as bad as Bruce Wayne

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Send me 🍵 and a topic and I'll give you my thoughts on it.

//OOC: Hey! I figured y’all deserved an update. You’ve probably noticed I’ve been posting a lot less stuff recently - mostly just asks and character interactions. I haven’t been doing a lot of the ‘Only In Gotham’ style stuff anymore - which I promise I will get back to! Essentially: I’m not doing too good mentally rn. My brain’s being an asshole and I’m really just...drained.

I’m very bad at self-care but I’m trying to put myself first. So for that reason, I’m going on a semi-hiatus. I don’t know how long it’ll last or when I’ll be posting but I will try to keep posting original stuff! Like how I’ll try and post some stuff for Jason’s birthday! GUG is currently going through what has been dubbed ‘angst August’ which is fine! Everyone’s being really creative with it! But I can’t mentally cope with that rn. As such, none of my blogs ( @h-arleen-q-uinzel , @demonic-bodyguard , @not-so-local-exorcist , @starfish-in-a-jar @all-arrows-point-to-home @tiff-the-tumbler @magic-in-wonderland ) will be overly active. Or anything I do post probably won’t be in direct relation to any other character events. I’ll probably post something saying what everyone was up to at the end of the month to try and make up for it!

I will be back! I’m not sure when but I will be! Thank you all so much for following me and I hope you all understand 💜💙💜💙

#ooc #tw mental health

Aldebaran

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

My job. Helps people AND pays the bills.

Betelgeuse?

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?

My kid. I worry about him a lot.

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Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name?

Venus: What’s your first language?

Earth: Where’s your home?

Mars: What’s your sexuality?

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?

Saturn: Any pets?

Uranus: What’s your hobby?

Neptune: When’s your birthday?

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour?

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie?

Cygnus: Favourite weather?

Hydra: Favourite sound?

Galaxies: Love/Friends

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?

Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream?

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?

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Ask me anything

#asks

definitelynotstephaniebrown

//OOC: I’m honestly a little disappointed by the amount of times I have to reiterate this; Don’t send people NSFW asks, don’t submit NSFW content, and especially don’t message anyone in this AU with NSFW and unsolicited content. It’s rude and extremely disrespectful. I get this blog has a decent amount of following but that doesn’t give you the right to send stuff like that - especially to people in this AU who are underage and rping as characters that are underage. If you think sending messages like that is even remotely right then unfollow me right now. I don’t want you interacting with me and viewing my content. I sure as shit don’t want you sending stuff like that to my friends!

//OOC Hey everyone!! I wanted to make a quick statement here, and I think bringing back this old announcement will help. I will acknowledge that recently we have brought some NSFW content into this AU. However, every admin involved was consulted, we have never been explicit instead staying mostly under the guise of innuendos, we have ensured proper content warnings were placed, and we would stop in a heart beat if any of our followers were uncomfortable with it. Here’s the problem: some of you have decided to take this as an invitation to send incredibly sexual asks to some of our admins, as well as calling the characters derogatory names. I have said this before and I will say it again: I do not give a shit if you think you are being funny. I do not give a shit if you are being “in character”. I do not give a shit if you are trying to be “in on the joke”. If you think that is acceptable behavior in any way, then you can leave right now. Also once again: many of the admins for this AU are minors, and I will happily report you for harassing a minor. Get the fuck out of this AU, and more importantly, get the fuck out of our lives.

//OOC: Like yeah, we all joke around at points and make some comments alluding to some...less than SFW things. But we’re still people too?? Think before you send asks; Is it something you’d say to a friend in a conversation? Is it something you would be comfortable with being said to you? If the answer is no then, unless it is asked for, don’t send the ask. This AU has minors in it - both in and out of character. Show all of us some respect. Please?

I was just informed you have an ex that is a bear, so with all due respect sir, what the fuck? why the fuck? - duke

Bear as in the gay term ‘bear’. Not an actual bear?????

#asks #duke thomas

theofficialbrucewayne

Is there a limit on the number of pets you’d let live at the Manor?

Can I Get A New Pet: A Wayne Family Flowchart

1) Will you take care of it on your own?

It is important that you will be willing and able to care for a pet on your own time. This is a responsibility that falls on you as the owner, not on Alfred, your siblings, friends, or other family members/staff. I do understand that sometimes taking care of your pet won’t be possible, so we do have a list of valid excuses that accounts for any time you can ask for the animal’s care to be taken over:

Illness/injury

Needing a mental health break

Unexpected trips

Pre-planned events or appointments

Otherwise unusual circumstances

You will be expected to have a tentative plan in place should any of these things come up. Any backup caretaker should be made fully aware of their status and responsibilities, and produce an easily accessible record of their consent. This is for the animals safety, but more importantly for yours. If the animal in question won’t be cared for by you alone (for example: boarding a horse, hiring help, getting a pet with a sibling/friend, etc), I need to be made aware upfront.

If you can fulfill this requirement, you may continue.

If you can’t fulfill this requirement, you may not have the pet at this time.

2) How much do you know about it?

Knowing about your potential new pet it crucial. Basic information such as species, breed, what & how much it eats, habitat, and health concerns should either be memorized or kept on hand. Further research is absolutely encouraged, but not strictly necessary. Look into the individual animal’s background to find out if there are any special needs. Connect with people who have the same pet. Talk to experts and read from reputable sources. This isn’t a test. If you’re not sure if you have the right information, we can always talk it through and identify any unknowns together.

If you can fulfill this requirement, you may continue.

If you can’t fulfill this requirement, you may not have the pet at this time.

3) Do you have the resources to care for it?

Checklists are your friend. Not all of the items listed below may be necessary for this pet, and that’s fine. This list is a general guideline of this things you should get and not set in stone.

Food

Habitat (tank, enclosure, etc)

Waste removal tools

Accessories (collar, leash, clothing for cold weather, etc)

Toys

First aid materials and supplements

Any items specific to the animal’s needs

If you can fulfill this requirement, you may continue.

If you can’t fulfill this requirement, you may not have the pet at this time.

4) Have you asked permission?

This step is critical. Outside of extremely unsusual circumstances, there should be no animals in the house Alfred and I are not aware of. I am happy to cover any costs, so long as I know about them and what they’re going towards. We both need to know about any changes that will be made around the house to accommodate the animal. If you can make a solid case for getting the pet, there is a fairly good chance that the request will be approved, although we reserve the right to say no for any reason without owing any explanation. Not saying no does not equal permission. Anticipating getting permission does not equal permission. Forged recordings, notes, signatures, or otherwise does not equal permission. Wearing down Dick until he says yes does not equal permission. Approaching either us while not able to give legal consent is to get a yes does not equal permission. Being an adult does not equal permission, it’s still my house.

If you have fulfilled all the requirements above, you may get your new pet.

If you have not fulfilled all the requirements above, either reconsider you decision or do the necessary work.

Question does a tiger fit this?

theofficialbrucewayne

That is up to your father.

@not-so-local-exorcist 🙃🙂🙃 sooooooo

You’re not getting a bloody tiger.