Son Of A Bat

No, I’m not related to Batman; Batson is just my last name. Yes I know SHAZAM . Billy Batson:honorary Wayne Any pronouns

[anactualbatson]

ATTENTION

Whiz Radio is still doing broadcasts so Fawcett citizens come and listen; also anyone else if you can get a signal!

//ooc also all my (non-shared) blogs here

[anactualbatson]

yup i’m back baby and hopefully the chaos will be kept to a minimum

[not-so-local-exorcist]

I swear you’re going to give me grey hairs, kid. Just stay out of trouble or whatever dads people say to kids.

[anactualbatson]

i’m friends with Klarion so ✨no✨ also don’t lie saying you don’t already have grey hairs

[not-so-local-exorcist]

Just...behave? Stay safe and all that. And I don’t have any bloody grey hairs!

[anactualbatson]

i know captain marvel as well and what has Chas said about lying

[anactualbatson]

yup i’m back baby and hopefully the chaos will be kept to a minimum

[not-so-local-exorcist]

I swear you’re going to give me grey hairs, kid. Just stay out of trouble or whatever dads people say to kids.

[anactualbatson]

i’m friends with Klarion so ✨no✨ also don’t lie saying you don’t already have grey hairs

[anactualbatson]

yup i’m back baby and hopefully the chaos will be kept to a minimum

[dick-joke-grayson]

welcome back Billy! and you know thats not possible

[anactualbatson]

it’s good to be back!

[anactualbatson]

yup i’m back baby and hopefully the chaos will be kept to a minimum

[jasontoddsguns]

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

[guiltiest-gear]

Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh

[manic-pixie-nightmare-enby-deac]

Yes.

[guiltiest-gear]

How do you people find this so fast

[official-lucifers-child]

frog

[cupid-clown]

frog

[frog]

Instantly reblogging

[cannotgiveafuck]

Billy is a feral child with morals.

He really is!!!

Like, yes hes a sunshine child and tries to see the good in everyone and does his best to be good!

But!!

He's also much like a semi feral kitten where the moment you try to approach him with love and affection and concern, he puffs up and hisses and runs away.

[anactualbatson]

Yes

[anactualbatson]

I recommend takin to majical goats

[anactualbatson]

Ooc: !!!! Omg thank you I didn’t think my blog would get this many followers!!

[theofficialbrucewayne]

Dadish, who’s this person you are talking about I don’t think I’ve herd of thm. -Billy

...He’s an old friend.

[anactualbatson]

That sound like there dagerus please be safe dadish

[why-i-love-comics]

Captain Marvel Adventures #2 (1941)

art by George Tuska

[billy-and-friends]

I live the implications that everyone’s totally okay with a child looking at a burned dead body

[anactualbatson]

I’ve seen worse

[anactualbatson]

13

Related,legal or found because there is a difference.on the first two no not at all because my parents are dead and foster care is awful! But Constantine and my siblings are amazing!!

[not-so-local-exorcist]

...You know I’d adopt you in a heartbeat, kid, right?

[anactualbatson]

You sound like mr.wayne

[anactualbatson]

13

Related,legal or found because there is a difference.on the first two no not at all because my parents are dead and foster care is awful! But Constantine and my siblings are amazing!!

[anactualbatson]

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts)? Answer this please Billiam

A magic book Constantine got me its amazing I mean I can’t do magic but it’s sooooo interesting!

[wayne-damian]

☕️-me Billy Batson

Father tried to adopt you and you wisely ran far, far away. This place is a madhouse.

[anactualbatson]

Eh Fawcett is probably worse it LITERALLY rains cats and dogs sometimes

[wayne-damian]

I think I would be okay with that.

[anactualbatson]

Fawcett is like a dr Seuss book constantly things happen and you just go on with your day!

[wayne-damian]

☕️-me Billy Batson

Father tried to adopt you and you wisely ran far, far away. This place is a madhouse.

[anactualbatson]

Eh Fawcett is probably worse it LITERALLY rains cats and dogs sometimes