alex

danger is my middle name

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[lame-and-corny-blog]

[kiwimidnight]

[ottermatopoeia]

This was………………. the drag of the century

[ottermatopoeia]

Same energy

[realwizardshit]

Was trying to ignore the pack of whiteboys behind me but one of them said “Mickey Mouse’s ears are round from whatever angle you look from, therefore they are spheres” and its honestly ruined my entire week. This will haunt me and now itll haunt you too

[hungwy]

oh fuck we forgot about anteaters

[drdaanvondutch]

[hungwy]

i will never let you out of my minds eye again

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[timsutton]

[ravenya003]

[supercheapauto-deactivated20150]

get him to safety

[iameverysparklywoman]

its quite literally like when people are trying to make a woman as weird as possible they make her realistic by accident

[originaldumbbaby]

check out this freak. she’s got “interests” and “hobbies.”

[kibumkim]

younger me: wow i can’t wait to go to college!! i’m gonna have an amazing social life and be super popular!!

me now:

[ejacutastic]

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

[ejacutastic]

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

[khanooqa]

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

[chickenfarmersan]

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Visit Original Link

Push play and just trust me

[leaper182]

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

[the-cones-of-dunshire]

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

[brunhiddensmusings]

its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard

[flutejesus]

ok this shit FUCKS

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