[ftcreature]

Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

[wild-west-wind]

A geology field trip

[thewoodparable]

Fixed it

[actualmermaid]

I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum:

“An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young.”

[opossummypossum]

poetry… to my ears..

[givemeinternet]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[snowymooncake-archive]

♡ lovecore asks ♡

💖 have you ever been in love? are you in love rn?

🌹 what do you think are the most romantic flowers other than roses?

🍫 do you have a favorite chocolate or sweet?

💗 how do you show you care? what do people do that makes you feel loved?

🕊 what do you think about marriage? how would you like to be proposed to?

🍰 what’s your favorite dessert to eat? do you have a favorite to make?

💘 you would fall in love with someone who…

⚘ what’s your have a type?

🍨 describe your ideal first date, what about it makes it perfect?

💝 what gift would you like to receive? what type do you like to give?

💌 love letters or poetry? love songs or mixtapes? make out sessions or snuggling?

💋 lipgloss, lipstick, or chapstick?

🍒 which is better- a down to earth, comfortable love or an exciting, butterflies in your stomach type of love?

💓 what do people do that makes your heart skip a beat? what makes your heart melt?

💐 how would you woo someone? how do you flirt?

💕 vague about your crush or paterner?

💫 do you get crushes easily? what makes you fall for someone?

🍓 what are you doing for valentine’s day? do you have any self care plans?

🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?

❣ red, pink, or purple? glitter or sequins? silk or velvet?

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[entropvy]

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

[justbadpuns]

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend. They’re both Cauldron.

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

[awwww-cute]

[xmasclub-deactivated20121222]

all i want is attention but only from certain people

[gwennovynne]

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

[the-british-pineapple]

I admire and hate this simultaneously

[anyonebutalex-deactivated201306]

[unclefather]

stylish yet illegal

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[falseknees]

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

[cherubs-deactivated20180718]

men with anime avatars talking about how much they love military history is the internet equivalent of venomous animals being bright orange