Wig, did you just say Wig?

•Maggie•25♍️♏️♏️•

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon

[lyrslair]

[adandysuggestion]

A cup of tea? That is the only sustenance you’ve consumed today? Should we inform everyone? Should we throw a soirée? Should we invite Miss Maude Fealy?

[evildilf2]

Gay Austin Powers would be like: yeah baby!

Moral of the story: gay people and straight people aren’t so different after all… 🙂

[deancasbabyy]

november 5th you will always be famous

[txttletale]

Youtubes recommendation algorithm keeps getting worse and worse it is difficult to even imagine something i would want to watch less than this

[pansexual-lilychen]

[taibhsearachd]

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

take off all your clothes and walk into the sea

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

this is a post about feeling the waves crash into your tiddies n getting goosed by a mermaid this is not a sad post this is a post about exhilaration

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[paxamericana]

[byjove]

The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

[grickle14]

Happy Friday everyone!

[stuft]

[disgustinggf]

[violentoffender]

[rightleaninglibertarian]

This guy after 7 minutes of thinking about it:

[shirtsthatgohard]

[citgo]

who jackin off on christmas

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[girlnephew]