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fyeahmovies

doomsday519-deactivated20240507

thebootydiaries

bf: come over

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: im a vegan

hhoran

some bitch really showed up as fucking babadook for the rpdr9 finale

evergreeneric-deactivated202211

@milesjai

fstw-deactivated20141229

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

1999gorl

omega3

museifushindoushugi

the truth is out there, and its in the heart of downtown toronto

museifushindoushugi

because-im-freaking-greed

what the actual fuck

koyeonghaofficial-archive-blog

this is toronto’s cultural pride and joy and it is slowly being consumed by an alien spacecraft

sam-keeper

A significant portion of the city looks like this actually. Toronto’s aesthetic seems to be “real old buildings being devoured by real new buildings.” And like sometimes you have houses that look like a 12 year old’s first minecraft build sorta jammed between Victorian era stone houses it’s real fuckin weird

njori

I feel like ocad and the ago should be added to this because holy shit toronto’s buildings are weird as fuck

brambledboneyards

THESE LOOK LIKE VIDEO GAME GLITCHES ARE WE SURE TORONTO ISN’T SECRETLY A GIANT GLITCH IN THE MATRIX??

the-ugly-asshole

I don’t feel like i have the right to post this

ladygolem

they turned the ROM into god trash

pettycentral

stanleykubricky-deactivated2026

the-real-eye-to-see

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

dannymrowr

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

advanced-procrastination

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

mhysa-daenerystargaryen

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

smoothsister-deactivated2016032

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

thegreatbigfourmain

I DONT GET IT

bellygangstaboo

messiahelon

leave Lindsay tf alone

evilduckling

seriously as a muslim woman i can assure you lindsay wearing a burkini does not offend me. at all. it’s literally expected for women who are visiting a muslim country to do this. thailand isnt a muslim country but islam is the second biggest religion there and in many places there are soley muslim counties. stop attacking someone who is not being offensive at all and start calling out real racism / culture appropiation

beesforbernie-deactivated201807

i love how people like to call lindsay lohan a terrible person and like yes she’s had her troubles but she has obviously moved on??? like look at how good she is doing and you all get mad at her for being respectful?