You, Your Face, Your Mom, Your Dad

Ellie | 25 | Game, adaptive parent, and maladjusted personification of a shitpost

[the-videodame]

Why did my wife leave me?

you forgot to cherish her

[itwasntrainingyet]

[tllst]

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

[chirpchirpmuahaha]

listen either finn is gonna get w/ rey (interracial couple in a prominent film franchise, still relatively uncommon in modern media) or finn is gonna get w/ rose (interracial couple consisting of two people of color in a prominent film franchise, even LESS common in modern media) or finn is gonna get w/ poe (interracial QUEER couple consisting of two men of color in a prominent film franchise, unquestionably groundbreaking) so like, no matter who finn winds up with romantically, it’s all good, it’s all important from a representation standpoint, u can all have ur ship wars but i am excited to see who our lord and savior finn chooses and will support him no matter what

[naturalist-disaster]

Someone just used the phrase “balls deep in a panic attack” aka my new catch phrase

[kuronorider]

Nerf this

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

she has tapeworm

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

she won overwatch by breaking out of the game.

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[ryukodragon]

@buttersheeps

[carlthellamasworld-blog]

Fallout Games Be Like

Fallout 3: I need to find my dad and bring clean water to everyone Fallout 4: I need to find my son and save him from his kidnappers Fallout New Vegas: WOHOA THERE CHANDLER BING YOU SHOT THE WROOOOONG FUCKIN MAILMAN

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

[assassinregrets]

a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender

[jupiter235]

Allow me to throw another in the contest: a guy who calls every girl he ever dated crazy, but only after they all dumped him. 

[pyxuspie-deactivated20241017]

Nothing beats the feral panic you feel when a Symmetra is chasing you with her lesbian beam.

[igxbaddies]

[exoticmelanin]

Message me promotions x

[laviennnrose]

Black. Is. Beauty. 👑❤

[enoughtohold]

hey if you use the beauty discount site strawberrynet you may want to delete your account, or at least remove your personal info from it, because anyone who knows your email address can use the “express checkout” feature to view your full name, billing and shipping addresses, and phone number. they have been aware of this since at least august 2016, but still have not fixed it as of today, april 28, 2017.

they claim their customers like having their data exposed in this way! tell them they’re wrong on twitter or by email/phone/fax.

[enoughtohold]

omg, they’ve actually been aware of it since 2006. tbh, this company doesn’t deserve your trust or your business.

[berryterror]

psa

this isnt terribly new info but i wanna mention it anyway! ivanka trump’s clothing line was having trouble selling bc of the family’s huge drop in popularity, so they secretly renamed the brand Adrienne Vittadini

if you dont wanna support the trump family/ivanka, keep an eye on what ur buyin fam :)

[strawberryspoons]

They did not rename the brand.

Adrienne Vittadini is an existing fashion designer. (Using her brand was an especially gross move because she came to the United States as a refugee during the Hungarian revolution.)

Some of Ivanka’s brand was re-labeled with Vittadini tags and sold to Stein Mart. Now that they’ve been found out, it looks like they’re going to pull those clothes, and it doesn’t look like any of them ended up at major retailers.

Before you buy anything with the Vittadini label at a department store, make sure it’s an original label. (Changing the label shockingly isn’t illegal but they do have to include a tag saying the label has been changed.) Or only buy directly from the brand itself.

[helloitsbees]

What the fuck this is so much worse

[maedarakat]

reblogging for new info omfg this is worse

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[donkeykongsayingoo]

this meme nearly caused my death

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

[reclaimthebindi]

If dark skin doesn’t fit your ‘aesthetic’, rethink your ideals. 

[gluttonousgoddess]

You realize dark skin doesn’t go with everything, right? That doesn’t make it bad, it just means dark brown and pastel pink look like shit together.

[drankinwatahmelin]

excuse me becky?

Notice how their skin glows.

Notice that fucking glow Notice how the color pops. Notice how dark skin makes a muted color more vibrant. Now look at this

See how muted the pink is against her equally pink & dull skin?

You see how the color does nothing for her? How monochromatic the whole look is? Just dull, boring & completely unflattering? This is who shouldn’t wear pastel pink.

[inksartist]

😩😩😂😂

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