It's canon that Leliana, Zevran, and Sten all bond over how terrible the food in Ferelden is, right
Zevran, about to eat a bowl of flavorless pea stew for the ninth night in a row: Alistair, can you please give me the spices I'm begging you
Alistair, pulling out a packet of salt: Sure!
Zevran:
Zevran:
Zevran: I should've tried harder to kill you
Leliana: Has anyone seen that brie I bought in Denerim?
Alistair, who has only ever had cheese that can double as a blunt weapon: Oh, it was all soft and moldy so I threw it out
Leliana, who is trying and failing to remember her vows: You what now
Alistair: Everyone is always going on about how terrible my cooking is, but I've never heard Sten complain once!
Sten, who considers having to eat Ferelden food a form of penance unto itself: Do not mistake my silence for tolerance




























