Cui cura est, dummodo Prosperent?

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[charlesoberonn]

Friday the 13th, Pi Day, and the Ides of March back to back.

What a busy weekend.

[charlesoberonn]

Stab some teenagers on Friday

Wash the knife and use it to serve some mathematical pie on Saturday

Then on Sunday it's back to stabbing

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 24

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[urie]

chris fleming has done it again

[zebruh]

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[mxjackparker]

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

[revivivivify]

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[segamascott]

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[jennyforeigner]

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[gooberjam]

call your representatives to urge them to vote against further funding for ice. this is a very easy process through 5calls and it takes 2-3 minutes. you are almost guaranteed to leave a voicemail so please don’t feel nervous or stressed about it, this is something that could make a difference. all you need to do is put in your zip code and the site will provide a script and the numbers for your representatives.

[gooberjam]

the deadline is january 30th and it’s good to call frequently if you can