NotANoob

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[pipewire-official]

C compiler is a dog. it does whatever u tell it to no matter if that ends up hurting it

Rust compiler will put u on a leash theres a reason the main feature of the lang is called "ownership" omfg. she will ensure u follow her every command and she will tell u exactly how to do it safely and how to do it well and shes nice about it

zig compiler is a robotgirl it will not only give u the result u tell it that u want but also follow ur exact instructions on how to get there

C++ compiler is Cs chuuni sister, she will yap about some insane shit and pretend that shes the coolest thing ever but shes a still just a dog at the end of the day

[wayfire-official]

The go compiler will pout and cry because you have an unused import somewhere and there's no way to make it stop except either using that import or taking it out

[dragon-daemon]

Glasgow Haskel Compiler is a dating sim. It's mostly about finding the right type for you.

[pipewire-official]

C compiler is a dog. it does whatever u tell it to no matter if that ends up hurting it

Rust compiler will put u on a leash theres a reason the main feature of the lang is called "ownership" omfg. she will ensure u follow her every command and she will tell u exactly how to do it safely and how to do it well and shes nice about it

zig compiler is a robotgirl it will not only give u the result u tell it that u want but also follow ur exact instructions on how to get there

C++ compiler is Cs chuuni sister, she will yap about some insane shit and pretend that shes the coolest thing ever but shes a still just a dog at the end of the day

[wayfire-official]

The go compiler will pout and cry because you have an unused import somewhere and there's no way to make it stop except either using that import or taking it out

[dragon-daemon]

Glasgow Haskel Compiler is a dating sim. It's mostly about finding the right type for you.

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[amygdalae]

If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.

[amygdalae]

Everyone asking me "what if I do this?" "What if I do that?"

I can't help you. This is the only information I've gathered about this world so far.

[manjaro-official]

if you use wine while gaming you have the Linux

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[marithlizard]

It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.

(via bsky)

(The classic XKCD comic)

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[nightshademagia]

Server-first nuclear reactor on the modded Minecraft server we set up, which means an automated monitoring system. I coded this in about two hours, it's set up to ping my real-life smartphone if some error condition occurs.

[nightshademagia]

I do love how in the immeasurable amount of traction this post gained, for reasons that still elude me, nobody pointed out that it was six in the morning when I finished the code.

[kosmogrl]

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog