NotANoob

[undeadcas]

i reblogged your post way better than that guy

[python3-official]

CachyOS: Hey, can I...

Me: Yeah sure whatever

Windows: I would like too...

Me: No, no, NO, NEVERRR!!!

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

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[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[daysleftofsecondterm]

962 days left

[flapplepie-3427]

Cheetas are faster than people because they have 4 legs, which is 2 more legs than the 2 legs people have. Flies can fly because having 2 more legs than 2 more legs than the 2 legs people have lets them move so fast they go up sometimes (flying). Millipedes aren't actually the fastest animals though, it's just that once an animal has 1305 more legs than the 2 legs people have they become too fast to see, since, of course, light in Earth's atmosphere only has 1304 more legs than the 2 legs people have.

[notanoob123]

How many legs does sound have?

[flapplepie-3427]

Interesting question, now, you can hear bees and bees have 2 more legs than the 2 more legs than the 2 legs people have, as flies do and so sound must have at least that many legs to catch up with the bees that make the sound. Notice that you cannot hear spiders. This is because spiders have too many legs and so are fast enough that they have outrun the sounds that they make, therefore sound can't have more than the 2 more legs than the 2 more legs than the 2 more legs than the 2 legs people have (see, spiders) and so therefore sound (at least in air) must have 7 legs. Of course underwater this gets more complicated as not only do most wet things not have any legs (see, fish) and so give no indication of leggedness of wet sound beyond having at least 1 leg but also there's a lot of water, including things that maybe have a closer number of legs to the absolute leggedness of wet sound that we can't count the legs of because there's too much water in the way. We can only say that wet sound has at least 1 leg, we can hear fish but no more than 11 legs as crabs (see, crabs) live underwater and are immune to detection by ear.

[notanoob123]

Very interesting, and this raises the question is there any way to know how water changes somethings "effective legs"

Fish are faster on water than on land so there "effective legs" is higher, sound is not yet known, but is there a way to tell how it effects other things? This could answer more precisely how many legs wet sound is if solved

[flapplepie-3427]

Cheetas are faster than people because they have 4 legs, which is 2 more legs than the 2 legs people have. Flies can fly because having 2 more legs than 2 more legs than the 2 legs people have lets them move so fast they go up sometimes (flying). Millipedes aren't actually the fastest animals though, it's just that once an animal has 1305 more legs than the 2 legs people have they become too fast to see, since, of course, light in Earth's atmosphere only has 1304 more legs than the 2 legs people have.

[notanoob123]

How many legs does sound have?

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

[magdalunaa]

btrfs is a COW file system. this means there are tiny cows in your drive managing your files

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[hannahmontanalinux-official]

rust

[dragon-in-a-fez]

assert dominance over the IT department by having problems they've never heard of

[anubiarts]

how to convince people to move over to linux "you have the freedom of doing what you want with your pc and with open source alternatives" ❌

too wordy

most people have no idea what that means

"what is linux"

"you can't run league of legends on it" ✅

straight to the point

very easy to understand

over half of the earth's population now use linux

[cat-and-shrimp]

"The search function doesn't make you open Bing"

Instant 80% conversion from Microslop.

[ubuntu-official]

You're in her DMs while I'm SSHing into her pc.

[ubuntu-official]

Not funny.

[thinkpad-offical]

yes funny

[ubuntu-official]

Let's agree to disagree, twinkpad.

[definitely-zen-browser]

sbubby'd this a whileback