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Formerly Pumpkabooz. Not unlike life, my blog has a little bit of everything. Gaming, movies, music, comics, and comedy are all represented - along with most anything else. Asks are always open, so stop by and say hello! Proud husband of @defy-ant.

[notanothergaycowboy]

Hello friends! You may have seen Wylie in some of my photos or even met him in person. Sadly, after a collapse yesterday we found out he has a heart condition that’s going to require some ongoing care. If you can, please consider helping our buddy out - even sharing the link helps! Thank you all so much - stay safe and healthy! gf.me/u/x22hvm https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQXHrHhy_u/?igshid=260193rsdr5h

[notanothergaycowboy]

I feel so #blessed! Enjoyed a wonderful anniversary breakfast @raymondsnj with my beautiful husband @emburs before he heads to work! (We also snagged a slice of deep-dish blueberry pie, but he said he gets to post that pic!) . . . . . #love #anniversary #married #gay #pride #happypride #worldpride #us #foodporn #delicious #njeats #beautiful #celebrate #celebration #gayguy #gaycouple #nypride #njpride #brunch #breakfast #igers #igersnyc https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTArhsBD2_/?igshid=1n62u5b4g62sx

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still not over this clapback

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it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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You never saw it coming.

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quality 

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I’m actually laughing really hard

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*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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A version of The Nutcracker we all deserve. 

[notanothergaycowboy]

Counting down to Dec 17, seeing fewer and fewer people active…

[notanothergaycowboy]

Please rate these from best to worst: french toast, waffles, pancakes, crepes, scones, bagels

Uhmmmm I’ve been thinking about this for months and I think I’m ready to answer:

Waffles>French toast>crepes (only because a good crepe is too hard to find)>bagels>pancakes

And scones are cookies, so I’m not even going to try to rank them with these. I barely put bagels in. 😂 Sorry it took me until the eve of the end of the digital world.

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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works.