[dyscomancer]

Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal

[dyscomancer]

I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[seashellronan]

the nick miller character on new girl should have been a butch lesbian send post

[theconcealedweapon]

[pointnclick]

so glad im not 14 and edgy. the word “wiener” or calling someone a “beslobbering, fly-bitten hedgepig” is ten thousand times funnier than slurs

[pointnclick]

any adolescent who laughs at random humour like Minecraft memes or dumb TikToks or senselessly surreal images has humour ten thousand times more advanced than a mouth-breathing 20 something yr old who says racist things and uses autism as an insult, and you can take that to the bank

[katagawas-deactivated20200120]

i hate twitter

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pissvortex]

went on a dead person’s twitter and i guess they had that horoscope app installed that automatically tweets your horoscope for you at set intervals because after their final tweet there’s just pages upon pages, years worth of these horoscope tweets droning on in silence. it’s really dark in a way i can’t properly articulate, like a phone receiver off-hook tone echoing through an empty house.

[nonbinarylouisiana-deactivated2]

i feel like blind, disabled or deaf lesbians don’t get any positivity or love because i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post on tumblr for them so this is for every single lesbian who’s blind, disabled or deaf because y’all are beautiful and deserve so so much love 💕💖💞💘💗💕💕💗

[trophywive-deactivated20250803]

i watch movie i have an epiphany i forget it the next day . that’s just who i am

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

[gloriouspraises-deactivated2015]

[pussylipgloss]

ok i’ll say it …….i need affection ….ok damn

[monochromaticblack]

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

[exdestinyschildmember]

Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.

[crimeshetyped]

I’ve seen it before, it’s awkward.

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[dykey-femme]

Legends only

[reallyfullmilkshake]

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

[lloergan]

[up-north-23]

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

Sometimes “I’m not available” means “I’m not mentally/emotionally available” instead of “I’m not physically available” which is ok! Both of those are equally important.